Thought it could make a good thread for girls&guys, pretty sure there isnt a thread on it already.
Have u ever been caught trying to get one out? i know its happened to a lot of people so lets hear those stories.
And i am lucky enough not to have been caught *knocks on wood*.

 

I was caught one time when I was about nineteen or twenty. I often would masturbate in my bedroom after getting home from college. Since my mom would never enter without knocking and not even usually expect me until dinner time, I never had any worries of getting caught. Because I felt that I really wouldn't be disturbed, I would always take off ALL my clothes, and masturbate to to an issue of Playboy or Penthouse.

So one day while masturbating, I was shocked when my bedroom door opened, and into it barged not my mom, but one of her close female friends, Anna. I was speechless. With me reclining on my bed, completely naked, my oiled hand holding my erect cock in front of a Playboy centerfold, I was obvious what I was doing. There was nothing I could say or do. My bed was made, so I couldn't even conveniently cover myself with a blanket.

Anna was pretty cool about the situation. She had previously asked me to take care of her yard and pool while she was on vacation, and had stopped by to give me her house key and give me a few final instructions. She was in my room for at least a couple of minutes, and didn't say anything about my nudity or do anything to further embarrass me.

I'm pretty sure she never mentioned the incident to my mother. The only time she ever mentioned it later to me was one rather hot day when I was over at her place doing some yard work. I wanted to go for a swim but didn't have my swimsuit with me. She laughed and said, "Go ahead. It's not like I'll see anything I haven't already seen before!"

 

Actually, NEVER.

Im too crazy, Ill hear a door creak and put it away for like 10 minutes and just listen... Ive always been like that, although i dont have to worry as much now... look, even in an empty house, I cant jerk off with the door open... im that paranoid

 

Nope, never been caught in the act, but have been caught out with leaving the evidence about in the morning after a drunken wank.

My flat mate found it and decided to unravel the rest of the roll around the evidence and write 'wanker' on it in bright pink.

He then took a photo on his phone to show the rest of my mates fucking bastard!!:twisted:

 

caught by who? Parents? No, my parents never caught me although there were some close calls.I masturbate in front of my fiancee sometimes, does that count?

 

im rather like that.

if i hear a sound, im put away for a while.

i was caught once i think.

i was in bed late at night just jerking off and i see my mom leave her room and start walking towards mine(i used to sleep with the door open and then she would close it when i was asleep...i was like 14, leave me alone :mrgreen and i was hoping she didnt see.

i was completely naked though with cock in hand. she just closed the door and walked away. never mentioned.

thank god.

 

AdamB, you have GOT to write this up as a story...but perhaps with a different ending.

 

Whao yah, AdamB...you really should attempt to write that into a story. It has all the "fixins" for a good one

 

That could be a very good story! I've never been caught in the act...I'n exactly like pookey227. I hear something and I put him away.~

 

Yep.........my mum walked in the bathroom one day (I thought she was next door) and caught me getting amorous with a toilet-roll tube..............oh, the look on her face!

She said something like "ooooooooyouooooooooowha.........sorry!"
and walked out.

I spent the next 35 years avoiding her!

I always had this awful image of her taking my wife to one side and whispering,
...."make sure you always throw away your old toilet-tubes dear!"......and winking!

 

One I just remembered. I was very horny in my twenties, and even with plenty of sex from my wife, I still did it myself.

One day after she had been in the bathroom in the morning, she said to me:

"I see you had a good time, the evidence is still in the basin."

I don't remember by reply, sorry. Could probably make one up but won't.

 

So, you didn't try the old '...just blowing my nose...' excuse then?

 

I've come extremely close, often when I was a teenager. I would be wanking like crazy, close to cumming, and then I'd hear footsteps on the staircase and would have to rush to pull my jeans up, fasten them, hide the paper towel and close the porn on my laptop. Best time was 3 seconds hehe. Then I moved my bedroom around so you could only see the back of the laptop screen - so took my time down to about 2 seconds!

My roommate frequently wanks me off lol - love it, shes so damn good! Just waiting for it to go to the next level!

 

I've never been caught, closest ever though was I was jerking it down stairs to some porn, and for some reason I figured I'd go up stairs, as soon as I got up stairs my parents walked in. Had I not moved, they would've seen me for sure.


Weirdest though, was one day I came home from tennis practice, I walked up stairs, and in to my room, and my dad was lying on my bed jacking off, I was like, "WTF!!!!" That was really akward. He rushed out and said he was doing some sort of back stretch. Three years later he still gets really embarrased if I even mention it. I wouldn't have cared if he was doing it in his room, but the part that really freaked me out was that he was beating in my room on my bed.

 

Sounds like you handled it really well.....I think that would have messed me up sooooo bad if I'd seen that!...

 

my 16 year old sister caught me jerking off in my room a year ago she frequently comments about it thankfully not in front of my parents but if I was going to my room for any reason she would say something like " oh I know why your going to your room" odd thing is it really turns me on when she teases me about it :twisted:

 

:shock:

 

^ ya i thought the same thing, not much u can do/say when u walk in on ur dad doing his thing in UR bed.

 

Yeah.. I've been caught. By my sister, and my dad. And my best friend, and we still joke about it.

Let's see.. My first time with my sister. I was probably 12 or 13 at the time, and I was sleeping in a sleeping bag behind my couch in the living room for some reason (wtf?) and I woke up and just started jerking it. My sister walks up and is like, "What're you doing?!" All I said was, "I'm cold." Despite me being in a sleeping bag. I think she may have believed me.

My best friend and I would usually look at porn together when we were younger, because of his strangled privacy at home. He was extremely paranoid about looking at it at home, so we'd just whip it out and have a wonderful time together. Well, one night, he was coming over, and I figured I'd have a good wank before he got there. Suddenly, he bursts in and is like, "WHAT'S UP FUCKER?!" I pretty much ran away in shock.

My third and last -- The best friend mentioned above and I are doing our pretty normal masturbation period at about 4:00 in the afternoon, which my dad usually got home at about 4:15. So, we're like, "well, we have time." So, we start and I'm about done and my dad walks through the front door and is like, "What the fuck are you doing?" and my friend pulls up his pants and runs out.

That one is still really embarassing to me.

Now that I'm looking back on it, I realized that my friend and I wanking it together (though we never touched each other) is kind've weird.. Please, don't think I'm too weird

 

Caught masterbating?

when i was 14, i was sleeping over at my friends house and walked on his older, hotter sister inthe shower. the sight of her naked wet body, made me so horny, i had this huge-for a 14 year old- boner the rest of the night. later, when i thought my friend was asleep, i wanked off. once i was done, he said feel better?

one time, my mom just walked right into my room and saw me spewing cum all over a towel. and since my parents were crazy religious, they had this huge talk and it turned into a huge deal, it did not stop me from having my fun, in fact, it might have made me do it more.

and finally, my wife has walked in on me several times, usually it is when she is not in the mood, and she could care less, its not like she does not use one of her many toys in the bath.