My great grandmother always said "there's more room out than in". Farts happen, it is just a fact of life. And I would agree with her in that she was so comfortable, both physically and psychologically, that it just slipped out. To take as anything but that is childish.

 

I actually like ah lil ass fart especially when hitting it from da back & I welcome ah lil pussy queef until da room is scented with a lil phenomenal lust

 

If the intention of the fart was to show disrespect at an intimate time I don't think I was overreacting Or childish .

I don't know the point at which bodily functions become inappropriate . Clearly if she had had diarrhea and I was left with a handful of feces we could all agree that this is not being comfortable it was being hostile.

 

Intimidate? Hostile? It was a fucking fart. Air came out of her ass, not a declaration of war.

 

All I know is that she never did it once in front of her friends or her family and she was a hell of a lot closer to her friends than she ever was to me.

There are certain things that you can control and certain things that you can't when it comes to bodily functions .

She also had a history of increasing the behaviors that I told her bothered me as soon as I told her that they bothered me .

So it would seem to me that this was just one more hostile act

 

#awkward

 

Wow I definitely couldn't be friends with you

 

Another one of my life's great goals dashed.

 

No