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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    The person above you would be on probation for? Make something up.
     
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  2. HylianAlchemist

    HylianAlchemist Hyrule's Alchemic Philosopher

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    Sexual assault of an officer of the law ;)
     
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  3. Mr.Wolfe

    Mr.Wolfe The True Alpha In XNXX Heaven

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    Streaking at the senior center
     
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  4. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    On probation for having to much sex.
     
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  5. Mr.Wolfe

    Mr.Wolfe The True Alpha In XNXX Heaven

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    For running the towns brothel
     
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  6. HylianAlchemist

    HylianAlchemist Hyrule's Alchemic Philosopher

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    Frequenting the town's brothel
     
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  7. Mr.Wolfe

    Mr.Wolfe The True Alpha In XNXX Heaven

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    Hey I work as the doorman and driver ask Mistress Brandi.
    Peeping in the windows of the brothel
     
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  8. HylianAlchemist

    HylianAlchemist Hyrule's Alchemic Philosopher

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    Public display of affection outside of brothel...
     
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  9. Muke Hunt Hz

    Muke Hunt Hz Porno Junky

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    Public masterbating to public displays of affection outside of brothel...
     
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  10. HylianAlchemist

    HylianAlchemist Hyrule's Alchemic Philosopher

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    Public intoxication while encouraging public masturbation of public displays of affection... outside a brothel...
     
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  11. Mr.Wolfe

    Mr.Wolfe The True Alpha In XNXX Heaven

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    We've got to get a better class of people around the brothel. Lol
     
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  12. HylianAlchemist

    HylianAlchemist Hyrule's Alchemic Philosopher

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    As it turns out the brothel happens to be across the street from the probation office
     
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  13. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    Yup they are usually right around the police station cause the cops are the best customers.

    Your on probation for not having enough sex
     
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  14. HylianAlchemist

    HylianAlchemist Hyrule's Alchemic Philosopher

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    If that wasn't completely true I would have a better comeback haha

    You're on probation for stealing dildos from a homeless woman
     
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  15. JohnThomas63118

    JohnThomas63118 Porno Junky

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    For buying and selling stolen goods namely the Dildos stolen from homeless women.
     
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  16. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    LOL
     
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  17. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    You are on probation for masturbating in a public place.
     
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  18. sky458

    sky458 bug24

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    She's on probation for public urination on my floor.
     
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  19. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    LOL what a shame that I missed you and got the floor......... :jawdrop:

    He is on probabtion for being a peeping Tom giving all the old ladies in his apartment building a scare as he streaked down the halls yelling that he was Tarzan looking for Jane.
     
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  20. sky458

    sky458 bug24

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    The peeping tom thing is nil because I have a highspeed internet connection. How did you know about the Tarzan thing?

    She's on probation because she just started as a field officer.
     
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