I have no idea, I'm not American and have never seen a twinkie. I dont even know what regular ones look like. Have you never checked this out? I find that incredible

And yes, it is in the gutter, but looking at the stars, then seeing they are too far away, and going back to the gutter to think of flaps and twinkies

Being this height, most things do. :)

Not being an expert on flaps I cant answer that with any sense of confidence. There really is only two degrees of separation between anything and sex. Dwarf, cat flap, sex. Or is it just me?

If its a very small cat....obviously.....otherwise it would be like throwing a Twinkie down a tunnel.

And I don't fit in cat flaps. Well, not all of me.

Nods understandingly*......more to play with at least :)

You 'flaps' seriously made me laugh. Embarrassingly loudly. I'm sure you get that a lot. :)

heheheheheheh......fuck off :P

You dont understand the prejudice and discrimination us small people have to go through

Anyway, I'm sleepy. Night night.

I think I posted that on my profile page. I'm not very good at this computer thingammyjig

Mop? If you call removing the sheets, washing them, drying them and ironing them, while with my other hand, changing the bed clothes, then yes I mop up. :) Either that or use my tongue to stop the 'spot' becoming 'wet'

And I'm not sure if I was meant to respond on your profile or mine. So, to keep mine tidy I posted on yours :)

It's one of my best qualities I'm sure you will agree :)

in wales ??

After you cum on my cock, I will fill your wet kitty full of my hot cum!

Mmmmmmmmmmm...I want to make your sweet kitty cum all over my hard cock!
:)

I will sink my hard cock into your wet kitty and give your wet kitty a good, hard pounding!
WOOF!
:)

Wait until I pull your hair while I pound your wet kitty from behind :)