All you, One Sentence Wonders, please don’t reply to this. I need a comprehensive testimony written by a true (probably female) enthusiast. With at least a dozen or so fruition encounters with the said appendage.
I wish mainly to inquire of the: Taste, Smell, and Texture, of a man’s cumm. The sight and sounds are just lace on the edge of the skirt. What I want is an in-depth summation. I know this sounds like a contradiction of terms, but I don’t want to burden you; albeit, I do want you to be as factual as possible.
Some day (soon I hope) I will be blessed with, “ribbon after ribbon of precious cumm being jettisoned down the back of my throat – smattered across my smiling face – and spurting from the containment of my mouth”.
Note: I've tasted my own cumm and find it delightful. Is this due to a bias, self elevated evaluation or a base desire? I do know that if it was easy to deposit every drop of my cumm directly into my mouth and belly, I would. But during climax, it’s more like a Picasso than a still-life.
What are your paintings like? Do you suck the toothpaste directly from the tube? Like mamma told you ‘not to’ or do you impale your educated throat, balls-deep and devour each and every milliliter of that “longed for” pearlescent magma. This forbidden bouquet that is hidden, cradled within those exquisite balls of my future life-mate is still a mystery to me. When my ship came in; I was keel-hauled, made to walk the plank, and thrown overboard. When, oh when, will the Captain invite me into his cabin and allow me to experience His liquid gold?
So girls, tell me. Question # 1 does the taste vary from man to man? # 2 is it; bitter, salty, or sour? # 3 you tell me?
I’m sure the reason my cumm is so delicious is because of my diet. And by the way, it’s a perfect 7 on the ph scale. No possessed sugar. No pork. No hydrogenated oils. No drugs. And I am a responsible drinker. Etc..
jimmie

 

A word of advice people don't generally read extra long bossy posts.
Cum varies flavour from man to man yes but also cum in the morning will taste different to lunchtime and evening cum depending what he has ingested throughout the day.

 

For a minute it felt like a teacher was giving me an assignment...

 

Another aspect of semen is the texture and the "mouth feel." A load of cum can have thicker and thinner parts. The thicker "chunks" are almost like gelatin, rubbery. The tongue can break up the chunks into smaller ones and eventually dissolve them. The mouth feel is interesting, more evident after swallowing. An astringent after-feeling. Not sure I'm describing it but it is unique to semen.
As for taste, perhaps I'm not very sensitive because I rarely actually find semen has a taste. It can be salty and perhaps slightly umami, due to the protein content.

 

Forgive the intrusion (I lack half a dozen ribbons or so) and I often forget to pause for a full stop but I wanted to say thanks (for the smile I have).

 

I thought the same

 

Forgive the intrusion (I lack half a dozen ribbons or so) and I often forget to pause for a full stop but I wanted to say thanks (for the smile I have).

And my pewter is having a bad day sorry.

 

Really?....To me it read like a thinly veiled sales pitch.....and to that I only have to say, no thanks.

Hush....an alias

 

Ok I have said this before on another post awhile back. My cum I love the taste of by the way. It taste like sweet and salty kettle pop corn. One time me and my lady friend were watching a football game on TV. I popped a bag of microwave kettle popcorn and she took and hand full of it. About thirty seconds later says to me "Hey this kind of taste like your Cum" So I think the same thing as she does. I don't drink alcohol and don't eat a lot of salt so it beats me. I have never tasted another guys cum yet but would just to compare flavors

 

Who the hell is this guy?

 

Why didn't you just ask what cum taste like a million different ways but all in one long paragraph? Well I've had all three bitter, sweet and salty. Depending on the diet and if they smoke and a few other factors.

 

TLDR

 

You lot are funny. On another day we'd be pulling him on his 'possessed sugar'!

 

Methinks such florid prose is wasted just to ask what spunk tastes like.

Visit a busy truckstop, then post a Hush-length opus extolling it's virtues.

 

Dream on...Most folks don't have the stamina or mushroom shaped callus tipped fingers to do so. So you'll have to continue discussing issues in your 1337 "texting" brevity posts.

Hush....an alias

 

I would hate to give you a one line answer, but with overly long post of mixed metaphors and self congratulatory BS perhaps just one line will suffice.

....Grow up !

 

I loved the thread title, "A man's penis and the five senses", and the first post is a strange story, vivid too. But I think you're missing a big opportunity. There are guys on this forum who could tell you a lot more. My husband isn't into this, so I don't have much experience.

 

Thanks for the reply girl,
Perhaps your right, I just figured that this was an instinctive practice for females. Sort of cumms naturally for them (pun intended). Guys have to learn how, or be allowed to learn how ‘to swallow’. And it seems that this practice among males, is unfortunately still taboo. A lot of haters out there. And I am deathly afraid of them. I never thought I could have these kind of feelings for a guy(s), but I do. I’m not going to give-up. If I just hang in there, I’ll be blessed with the right guy. The answers to all my questions will render themselves then. Gosh, I can’t wait!
jimmie

 

The semen of my husband's unattached pals, who share me regularly, vary in texture from watery to thick with rubbery chunks. Very few of them taste nice, in fact apart from being slightly salty they often have no taste at all - so much so that I now avoid having to taste their spunk at all either during or after sex - warm spunk is generally not all that pleasant to taste or swallow, and is best deposited where it belongs - deep inside my cunt!

I have, however, hit on a method of enjoying the taste of a man's juices by getting him to spurt his load into a small container - the old 35mm plastic film containers were always ideal - put in a toothpick or similar in order to give a 'handle' afterwards, and then quickly deep freeze. the result is a tasty frozen SPUNK LOLLIPOP.

These lollipops can be of basic spunk or improved according to your personal taste by adding a few drops of orange, cranberry juice or anything that takes your fancy, to give you a variety of flavours to lick when a man isn't available. Alcoholic drinks can also be added and, if you are so inclined, you can share them at a girly night SPUNK PARTY.

Some men don't ejaculate much and on those occasions just deep freeze what he has spurted and then add other spurts at intervals to get 'layers' of different men's spunk, always returning the container to the freezer as quickly as possibly to keep the spunk as fresh as possible. With having so many of my husband's pals sharing me I sometimes don't see any particular man for a week or two, and I now get them to make their own lollipops for me, by spurting into the container every time they self masturbate, and labelling and bringing the frozen result when they come to share me sexually. These are then added to my collection of lollipops and I can taste a particular man's spunk whenever I am inclined.

 

I love the taste of cum and wish I had more experience to go by, but the ones I have had have all tasted different, in salinity, thickness and smell.