1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. StanleyOG

    StanleyOG Big Daddy Staff Member

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    A Road Map to XNXX
    created by Richief


    Welcome and remember you can never escape.




    General Discussion

    This was designed as a place where we can rationally discuss all topics. In reality it is a place where we argue and fight like children in a school-yard, we will scream and spit,create alliances and break them with wild abandon. Occasionally socks run wild and appear to be taking over the board. There is nothing that we will not row over, except for spammers who we all hate. There is in here something to offend everyone. A fun place to be.

    A word of warning for all you ladies or people pretending to be ladies, once you activate your account you will notice a minor miracle, I am of course referring to the almost instantaneous overloading of your box, not that one but rather your VM in-box. You will receive countless messages along the lines of.

    1. “Do u wanna suk my cok”?
    2. “Do u wanna feel my cok in ur ass”?
    3. “Oh baby let me dominate u”.
    4. Because there always is a four.
    5. “Hey bitch get on ur nees and suk me”.
    6. “Hey, where the fuck is my dinner”?
    Sadly the spelling and grammar of these escapees from “sexuality”(more of this later) is below the average of a banjo playing, mountain dwelling extra from “Deliverance”. We can do little to repel these drooling morons so it is best to ignore them, apart from the last one as I am always ready for dinner and will provide you with ample restitution in the form of Curly Wurlys.

    Also we get overrun by fools who can not read the Stickies and continually make threads begging us to let them know how to disable their accounts and get rid of all their posts, this we cannot do nor can the mods, so once you are in your are in for life.



    A further point about "Threads". You will make a thread it may be serious, it may meant to be humorous, but it will no doubt be derailed so often that it resembles spaghetti on a plate and you will feel the need for a map to navigate its Byzantine curves and turns, don't worry about it there is nothing you can do but accept the fact that we are kids and like kids have a short attention span.



    One more point for GD, remember to check where you think your thread should go, if you are asking about pictures there is a whole board for that, it would be a good place to post your rate my cock pictures, as you can post pictures there also. Read on further and you will realize what goes where.



    Pic and movie posts. Sub-basement one.


    This is a place to post pictures and movie clips that you like; you will find threads of female members taking their clothes off to wild applause from the males, and some females. (The sort who wear sensible shoes and horn rim glasses and always seem to be without male company). You will also find threads where guys ask you to "Rate my Cock", what the fuck this place has to do with chickens I don't know. A nice place to see the human form in all its shapes and sizes and boy are there some weird shapes and immense sizes in there.

    Word of warning. Images of children (under 18s), bestiality, people & dogs having sex, (dog on dog is allowed and so is dog on bitch) and scat (pictures of people with number twos on their chest or elsewhere) are all banning offenses.

    Sex Stories. Sub-basement 2

    Self-explanatory, a place to post sex stories for a review of members before posting in the Stories Forum. Some really dirty stuff in there, it could be shocking to an innocent young girl so be careful, or not.

    Tales of underage sex (16, 13 who knows it keeps changing, bet to avoid the underage crap all together) is a banning offence. I know it is a weird age but it is something to do with freedom of expression. 16 or more is OK, E.L.)

    Sexuality. Sub-basement three

    Be really careful if you are going to enter this place as it is full of the weirdest kind of deviants, if you enter without caution we may never see you again until they throw out your dried out husk of a body. Anything is discussed in here, there is nothing they have not thought of or will not devise, some of the stuff they wish to do is so fucking weird that I cannot even begin to describe it, nothing is off limits to this crowd, egg and chicken, daddy love, mommy love, brother on sister, brother on brother, and the implements they talk about scare me so I will say no more.

    Do not enter unless you have told someone where you are going, your expected exit strategy and time; also have a rescue team on standby.

    We are losing up to three members a week in there; in the near future I will be putting together a general rescue party to fetch a few out.(Still looking for volunteers, we lost two training teams recently so things are not looking so good.

    Personals. Sub-basement four.

    This place is inhabited by the most desperate of our members, the will advertise for many sorts of weird stuff, there are people looking for people in all the major population areas of the US, there are guys who want to pretend to be your daddy or your son, girls who are old enough to be your grandma want to be somebodies “naughty lil gal”, even guys and gals who want to be each other’s brothers or sisters, weird as fuck to some of us but normal to them, I guess they love playing the banjo and have lots of FLKs too. Be really careful of the following, young nubile nymphomaniacs as they are usually “Silverbacks” (See below).

    Games forum. Sub-basement five,

    The safest and most fun place in the house, here you can have fun with a variety of games that will amuse you, (except the one where they are trying to count to a million, fucking idiots) wander in and have fun it is like a virtual theme park.

    Miscellaneous items.

    Friends and friend’s requests.

    Friend whores - The people who feel the need for a high friend count and constantly send requests to folk they do not know and have never interacted with. These people are usually ignored.

    I'm new be my friend - These people appear to be needy and send out requests like confetti at a wedding. Again these are generally ignored (complete needy types who will turn into bunny boilers if you befriend them and then ignore once or twice).

    The best way to get noticed is to post regularly in the GD, be witty and insightful, you can even be argumentative, chat to the people on the boards and even using PMs, then when people know you a little better they will usually accept requests from people of a similar ilk.

    Silverbacks.

    These people are the sort to be avoided at all costs; they are the most dangerous of all. What is a silverback I hear you cry, well they are like this.

    Imagine if you will a poorly lit cellar, with a computer table and chair, surrounded by tables on either side for drinks and refreshments.

    Sitting in the chair is a guy of around 300lb wearing deck shoes and ankle socks, Bermuda shorts and a string vest, due to his vitamin D deficiency he is as pale to the point of almost being an albino, his hair, what is left of it, is grey and lank and held back in a ponytail,

    You may think he is sat there in a smart grey sweater but that is because of his overly long back hair pushing through the holes of the vest.

    Sitting in his hunched position he resembles, in shape only, the Alpha male of a Mountain Gorilla troop, or silverback as they are known

    Now you know his habitat and appearance let’s talk of his life mission, his raison d'être for being on the 'net.

    He is constantly roaming the "sexuality" and "personals" boards looking for young males that he can persuade that he is a nubile young girl inher sexual prime that is looking for a good time online, he will then get them to live out their fantasies over the net, he will slowly reel in his prey with little tidbits such as “oh baby you feel so big” or “yeah baby fuck my ass and make me scream” with the occasional “let me suck your big cock”.

    Whilst doing this he his stroking his cock with one hand while the other holds his meat pie or pasty. Once he has tired of them he lets them know his true identity leaving the victim feeling like he as swam through the sewage pipe of an Indonesian prison, some never recover from the shock and go on to become internet born again Christians whose mission in life is to ruin porn for us all.



    A Special mention for Igor.

    Igor is our specially trained lift attendant, you only need to whisper what you need and he will whisk you down to the right floor, sadly he is not allowed to except monetary tips, but any spare and warm body part is welcome.

    He is easily recognizable as being of the tribe of "Igor's" as he has a humpback, orbital dystopia, an exotic series of scars and stitches adorn his face, like many Igor's he has an extra thumb stitched onto either hand (You can never have to much of a good thing), he is club footed and talks with a lisp. Or you could just read his name badge. If it is his day off his sister Igorina will be standing in for him, the females of the tribe of Igor's are surprisingly beautiful with long dark hair and none of the males apparent disabilities. As an added bonus all Igor's and Igorina's are adept surgeons so the threat of losing any limb or bits that stick out is nothing to worry about, just make sure you get the right bit with the right person, there is nothing worse than waking up with a leg more used to stockings next to one that would not be out of place in a rugby scrum.

    And finally.

    Never even think about messing with the curly wurly trade, that is my business and I guard it jealously. Other inferior chocolate and sweets you can mess with as much as you like, but keep your hands of my eight inches of magnificence.

    Welcome and enjoy

    Richie

    All of the above can be taken with a pinch of salt and treated as a little fun, apart from the Curly Wurly warning, that of course is the damn truth.
     
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    Absolutely love this, except now I have to go find out what On earth is a Curly Wurly
     
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  3. 69magpie

    69magpie Mischievous Magpie

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    It's a chocolate bar from England, caramel fudge covered in chocolate.

    Richief was a demon for them.
     
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      @deegenerate - There was an American version called a Marathon Bar. Same exact thing. Marathons are no longer made, but every once in a while I can find a Curly Wurly here in the States.
       
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  4. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    The Marathon curly wurly's are gone, but Cadbury makes the same thing and you can get them online or at Wal Mart.
    I plan to pick up a few.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Thank you! I'll check them out today. :)
       
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      ,@conroe4
      Cadbury's was the original maker of the curly wurly, Mars took it on under licence calling it the "Marathon Bar".

      Deary me, old Rich would sitting up in heaven throwing "Twats" at you in disgust.. :D
       
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    3. conroe4
      LOL, he'd have every right to. I've never had a curly wurly, but I'm going to, in Richie's honor.
       
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      So I bought a case of curly wurlys. They're all gone now, but they were nothing but Milk Duds in a different form.

      I love Milk Duds, and they're much easier to obtain where I live.
       
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    I should have read this six months ago lol
     
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  6. 69magpie

    69magpie Mischievous Magpie

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    Whether it was today or six months ago, the first sentence still stays the same....

    "Welcome and remember you can never escape".

    :D
     
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      Thats the part i was talking about
       
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    Hi x
     
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  8. CassandraSaturn

    CassandraSaturn XNXX's Naughty Avatar

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    Great post.. As always. That curly bar was mt favorite in teen days. I wondered where did it go to lmao
     
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    Igor es como igorina o todo lo contrario, alguien puede ganar muy buena pasta para igorina o ganarse el cielo y tocarlo irse al infierno
     
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    Wow ! Joly well said ! One point I disagree with is your addiction to ...Curly Wurly ... OMG ! You didn't travel a lot even in your corner 's sweets shop .
     
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  11. |Crazed|Desire|

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    Not is it just a chocolate bar from England - it is the BEST chocolate bar from England
     
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  12. Summer Direwolf

    Summer Direwolf Porn Star

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    Great Summary of life in the sub-basements thank you so much. I joined in September and have had so much fun, silverbacks and curly wurlys or the lack thereof not withstanding, but now I understand what I am doing here. Should have read this sooner.
     
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  13. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Thanks but I've never been one for directions or maps. Exploring a place myself is half the fun ;)
     
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  14. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    I will say though... don't trust blindly or assume any member is who or what they say or isn't another member playing some character or trying to trap you. It's the internet. There's all kinds. Way more than just guys pretending to be girls.
     
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  15. conroe4

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    There's some irony buried in there. LOL
     
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    Ty for the post. You need a sense of humor to be well versed in both play and business. Love it! You're a damn inspiration. Keep it up and I'll gladly recommend you for a free ticket to the scientific advisory council for Earth ground crew on all planetary clubs and such.
    Remember, admission is free so long as you keep your hair on, mate.
     
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