Doctorfish

 

Elephant

 

French hen:excited:

 

Groundhog

 

Raggot the Hamster



This reminds me of a story...

'In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil, Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew 'Kinki' Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in, he explained. As usual, Kiki shouted out "'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him. At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball. Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.'"
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PP: too funny:excited::excited::excited:

Iriomote Cat

 

Jaguar

 

Kitty cat

 

Llama

 

Meerkat

 

Northern Sea Horse

 

ostrich

 

penguins

 

Quail

 

Ragfish

 

sea turtle

 

Tortoise

 

Umbrella Bird

 

VIPER

 

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