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    Personal info as kik, email, skype etc. is not allowed ("email is....."; “kik is same as my username”) on our forum. Please use Private Messages for it.

    Personal ads with pictures or videos post in Personal and not in Pic & Movie Post.


    Thank you,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  3. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Thank goodness it wasn't sent 'snail mail': I wouldn't want snails on my head.
     
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    !!

    Why Rupert? His cock is as thick as this glass!

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  3. vincenzz

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    Leave them in Smoke!

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    "FACE THE FACTS" Smoking makes you faster!




    (maybe they meant, die faster)
     
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  4. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    He's saying "Watch my smoke!"
     
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    "When my sweetheart lathers up his dick
    it really gives him a floating lift!"
     
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    HIM: "That bitch is driving me crazy! She spends all my hard-earned money on NERVINE!"
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    HER: "That lousy son-of-a-bitch cut my household budget again so he can buy more NERVINE!"
     
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  8. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Calm the fuck down

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    Olive: "Dishwashing liquid!"

    Madge: "Relax, it's mixed with the cum I had in my palm, Olive."
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Excellent, Vincenzz
     
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    Wait 'til you see how huge the black one is!"
     
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  11. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    :rolleyes:
     
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    NOW TURN AROUND AND BEND OVER

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    ... and when my boss get around to my ass,
    it Hertz!
     
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  14. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Nice one, Vincenzz!
     
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    "Do you really think we'll need that extra lube for this weekend?"
     
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  16. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Thanks, Vincenzz
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    AM I GETTING THIS RIGHT??? Mr. Pig wants to MOUNT Miss Bunny?

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    The Ad is saying "Wild Game is Getting SCARCER".....so SHOOT MORE???
     
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  18. vincenzz

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    Shoot!

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    "Oh wow! Look how big that giraffe's cock is ...
    OH MY... and look how long and flexible his tongue is!
    That would put a Smile on my face."
     
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  19. umpire2

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    I heard that South Africa was Boering.
     
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