Thanks, CD

 

I thought I was coming here to hold your tits,
not help you knit."

 

I suppose he could be called a 'knit one' and I bet he's ready to give her a pearl (necklace), too.....

 

"I must say, sir, your date has some fine DUAL BALLOONS!"

 

"Hold on Charlie, she has to pay her toll and she's short on cash,
we're working something out."

 

"Your wife was really good to eat, Brad. How did my wife's pussy taste to you?"

 

So do you inhale
when you swallow?

 

Great ad, Vincenzz

 

"The chief is enjoying your blow job Jimmy,
but I don't think that's what he meant, when he said, 'smoke-um peace pipe'."

 

Never seen this before.What year? Great ads

 

About 1955

 

"Brad and his companion are coming over to eat me.
Though, I wish he would have called before I downed two bowls of beans!"

 

1972



Try the Smoking Diet,
the more you smoke, the slimmer you get.

 

THANK GOD THE U.S. HAS NO REAL GUN CONTROL! OTHERWISE I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO GET THIS NIFTY ANTI-TANK GUN IN CASE THE NEIGHBOR'S KIDS RUN ONTO MY LAWN!

 

1974



For women who were never into girth.

 

Grandmother: "Here you are, soldier! By the way, have you seen my grand-daughter? I told her she could eat with you."

Muffled Voice (from under the table): "Oh, Grandma! I thought you said I could eat him, too!"

 

1968




Join all your grandmothers in the grave faster,
smoke Virginia Slims!

 

"WHO THE FUCK PUT OIL ON THE ICE?"

 

Great ads,thanks for posting

 

Good day, David