AD IT UP: CURRENT, MAY, 2014 Vintage Ads
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"... and if your erection last more than 4 hrs, please call me!"
"......and I'll bring my three girlfriends with me....."
A Woman Never Forgets the Man Who has a 12 inch cock.
Agnes: "Polly, you look so pleased!"
Polly: "You bet, Agnes! My husband brought his boss home for dinner last night and that man is hung like a horse! Right after I served the A&P coffee, the two of them threw me on the table and my husband gave me six inches up the ass while the boss rammed eleven inches up my juicy pussy!"
Agnes: "Hmmm.....maybe I should switch to A&P coffee....."
I get it... A&P... Ass & Pussy
Admit it Jane, you just bought this shirt for me
so you could have my North pointing ARROW!
Be really refreshed! ... And though some women won't admit it,
they rather you really get fresh with them!
GUY IN BACKGROUND (TOP LEFT): "Hey isn't that Jill's older brother, Bob Waterman?
I thought he was married! What's he doing here!"
You darling! — have the filthiest vocabulary... and I love it!
What a lovely thought! You, me and your wife.
H•A•P•P•Y V•A•L•E•N•T•I•N•E•S D•A•Y!
Doris just loves to eat Peters.
MAN: I have a heart-on
WOM: Luckily the art director cropped your groin out of this ad.
He must have a GIFT for her BOX
"That's nothing! I heard Alan's wife, Jill, can suck a bowling ball through a vacuum cleaner hose!"
My husband, Mike, taught me first hand, how to "toss the salad."
Joe & Jen have been seeing each other forever. You never see one without the other.
It's like, they're joined at the hip.
Good one, Vincenzz
See what I mean! There they go again, Joe & Jen... Can't say I blame him
if I was him I'd be all over that too.
For a Good Time Call 1-888-4VIAGRA
"Such fun to be with" ... especially when my wife's out of town.
getting fresh without filling... her
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