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  1. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    "... and if your erection last more than 4 hrs, please call me!"
     
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      "......and I'll bring my three girlfriends with me....."
       
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  2. vincenzz

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    A Woman Never Forgets the Man Who has a 12 inch cock.
     
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    Agnes: "Polly, you look so pleased!"

    Polly: "You bet, Agnes! My husband brought his boss home for dinner last night and that man is hung like a horse! Right after I served the A&P coffee, the two of them threw me on the table and my husband gave me six inches up the ass while the boss rammed eleven inches up my juicy pussy!"

    Agnes: "Hmmm.....maybe I should switch to A&P coffee....."

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      I get it... A&P... Ass & Pussy
       
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    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Admit it Jane, you just bought this shirt for me
    so you could have my North pointing ARROW!
     
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    Be really refreshed! ... And though some women won't admit it,
    they rather you really get fresh with them!
     
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    GUY IN BACKGROUND (TOP LEFT): "Hey isn't that Jill's older brother, Bob Waterman?
    I thought he was married! What's he doing here!"
     
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    You darling! — have the filthiest vocabulary... and I love it!
     
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    What a lovely thought! You, me and your wife.
     
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    H•A•P•P•Y V•A•L•E•N•T•I•N•E•S D•A•Y!
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    Doris just loves to eat Peters.
     
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    MAN: I have a heart-on
    WOM: Luckily the art director cropped your groin out of this ad.
     
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    He must have a GIFT for her BOX
     
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    "That's nothing! I heard Alan's wife, Jill, can suck a bowling ball through a vacuum cleaner hose!"
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    My husband, Mike, taught me first hand, how to "toss the salad."
     
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    :eek:
     
  15. vincenzz

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    Joe & Jen have been seeing each other forever. You never see one without the other.
    It's like, they're joined at the hip.
     
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    Good one, Vincenzz
     
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    See what I mean! There they go again, Joe & Jen... Can't say I blame him
    if I was him I'd be all over that too.
     
  18. vincenzz

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    For a Good Time Call 1-888-4VIAGRA
     
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    "Such fun to be with" ... especially when my wife's out of town.

    getting fresh without filling... her
     
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    NO TO "B.O." = YES TO B.J.
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