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    Personal info as kik, email, skype etc. is not allowed ("email is....."; “kik is same as my username”) on our forum. Please use Private Messages for it.

    Personal ads with pictures or videos post in Personal and not in Pic & Movie Post.


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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Thanks, Vincenzz
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    ANDREA'S SON IS AN OMO, AND SHE KNOWS HE IS BRIGHT AND GAY.....
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    You'll want to shake her, wake her and make her in Quaker

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    She may be well stacked
    but the odds are stacked against Mel
    as she has a bun in the oven
     
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      Wouldn't make any difference: Richard Deacon was gay.
       
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    MEL: Do I smell a cream pie?

    SALLY: Sorry Mel it's a self-cleaning oven.
     
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  6. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Good, Vincenzz
     
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    Once you "EXPOSE"
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    ask about our Photoshop discount.
     
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  8. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Welcome to BUTTLINS, where everyone takes it up the butt. Arthur corn-holed me this morning and I'd be glad to drop a load in your poop-shoot this afternoon, Cynthia!"
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    if you smoke — your toasted.
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Good, Vincenzz
     
  11. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    10th Anniversary post

    JACK ADDED FOUR INCHES OF MUSCLE TO HIS COCK!


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      WOW! Congrats! Ump!
      Time flies
       
      vincenzz, Dec 16, 2017
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      Next summer, your TWELFTH! YOU are one of the ORIGINALS!
       
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      Montreal, Toronto, Detroit , Boston, Chicago and New York in the NHL -ha
      (the original 6) — sorry just a big hockey fan
       
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    WHEN YOU ARE THERE, BE SURE TO CONCENTRATE ON OUR CAMPS!
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    WOW she must really like her lipdick, uummm I mean, lipstick.
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Good one, Vincenzz
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    MARGE ADVERTISES FOR A THREESOME:

    "Girls, if you don't need a larger size, my husband might be right for you! He's 5" by 5" (five inches long and five inches in girth)"
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  16. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    ARNIE DECIDED TO SUE THE COMPANY FOR FALSE ADVERTISING. HE GAINED SEVERAL INCHES ON EVERY PART OF HIS BODY.....EXCEPT HIS THREE-INCH DICK
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  18. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Good one, Vincenzz
     
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    Put the finest label on your table—
    "Honey would you mind putting your 'Fruit-of-the-Looms' on the table?"
     
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  20. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Vincenzz, I thought it said "Put your fine labia on the table." ;)
     
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