So earlier today I was just swinging through checking out my forum. When this gentlemen responds to my current mood. I stated that I was horny and hungry. Naturally, he says the expected cliché of ” Girl..I will fuck your pussy and feed you my cum “to change my current mood. So I explain to him that I am more hungry than horny so he would need to jerk off in my mouth first and THEN fuck my pussy and asshole. So the gentleman responds” I have no problem fucking your asshole”. What I found rude was that he offered to fuck my asshole ( and that was very sweet of him) but he never mentioned once about eating my asshole out. How can you offer to fuck a young lady in her asshole and at least not offer to lick her asshole shiny and new? My wife was standing over my shoulder reading our conversation and could sense that I was little agitated. So she reminded me, that maybe he has no idea how to eat an asshole out? So I curated this collection of analingus gifs to illustrate the proper styles and techniques one could use to pleasure a woman anally with their tongue.

Step 1: Don't be shy!
A woman loves to have her asshole eaten out. The problem is that a lot of us are self conscious about it because we are asking you to put your tongue in an area our shit comes out of daily.



Step 2. Savor the Flavor and get your tongue up in her asshole!
Asshole tastes delicious! Especially if you are licking her asshole out fresh from out of the bathtub and it is still so fresh and new and exciting.



Step 3. Make love to her asshole with your tongue
True analingus isn’t foreplay like porn movies would like for you to believe. True analingus is the art of having sexual intercourse with your partner, in their anus using your tongue instead of a penis or a toy.



Step 4. Internal Rim-job while she is cumming
This is the big secret to my legendary analingus sexual encounters
Simply twirl your tongue around in large circles and as your tongue enters her asshole, you lick the cavity in all 360 degrees.


Trust a bitch…use this easy 4 step lesson plan and you will have women begging you to come over and eat their assholes out!

 

Do you want to play a filthy game with me?
People, aren't you tired of the same bullshit? Your friends come over, you have a few drinks, you all complain about your man, or woman, yada, yada, yada, nothing happens. The editors here at Soft Screams Magazine would like to offer you a totally fantastic suggestion in order to have tons of fun, memories to last a life time, and probably one of the greatest orgasms ever! The truth is this little game of our often leads to mind blowing, pussy quivering orgies that would make Caligula blush like a giddy school girl. Here is what you do!!

 

sounds like a fun game!