In my opinion the worst relates to sound in general. Music is usually a horrible distraction unless done properly. Also, I HATE when I can't clearly understand the actors. Speaking English is most important, but I also hate when they purposely dub over the speaking and all you hear is grunts and moans. The final is poorly synchronized dubbing. When I see that paddle hit, I want to hear it as it happens!

 

Excessive make up - all gloss and sparkle, looks like if touched the girl you'd end up getting stuck to her.
Sh*te acting - trying to have a plot, what the fudge?
Fake boobs - boo! Doesn't matter if breasts are big or small, just as long as they are yeilding to the touch 'n' bouncy : ).

 

i also don't like the "skinny European teenage male- middle age/old chubby lady whom just happen to catch him masturbating to her underwear" plot.

 

Honestly, the biggest turn off in any porn for me is a man in the shot or even a man off screen talking to a woman. Girl, girl is the only thing I like and then only if it is what I would call real. In other words amateurs who actually like or even better, love each other.

 

What annoys me about porn is the fact there aren't any good black female porn stars that I enjoy. Another thing is the camera man talking, I be like shut the fuck up already, and there's no good bisexual porn out there, it's all two gay guys, and a chick just sitting there.

Yep porn sucks, so that's I only watch it very seldom, and read mainly erotica.

 

- Condoms: I like my porn bareback and raw
- Silent guys: Sound is what largely gets me off in porn. Come on guys, make some sound of enjoyment
- Beach ball tits: I prefer au naturale
- Too much staring into the camera
- Talking directors/crew: STFU. Breaking the fourth wall is annoying.
- Overly hairy guys
- Creepy old men

 

Japanese stuff.. can't stand it usually. Seriously -- stop being such a whiner about it, geezus.
Creepy guys or girls.. there are some out there... O3O

 

Here's another one ... Not being in it. Damn it. I could be fucking that blond up her ass. I could be sucking that guys dick. I could be getting pissed on by that group of horny teenagers. I just would love to be in those films getting all that lovely sex.

 

A phony moaning all the way in the movie . a women who acts like she is the greatest ever . also a women who acts like she is doing everybody a favor .
IMO a lot of blame should be placed on the producer and director for not insisting on more profesional actors .

 

Not speaking english lol. (no offense to the non english speakers)

When the fucking thing doesn't load all the way or just stops half way through.

When I can't fast forward

condoms

 

well theres a few thing,the stupid music,the acting in some of them,the chinese girls who moan weird, and a bad camera man,and an ugly ass flippin guy with a big cock banging a hot chick....i feel so bad for them lol

 

When I watch a scene thinking that there's going to be anal in it...but there isn't any....

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Condoms. Just who was the dumbfuck who came up with the idea of condoms in porn and thought that it was a good idea?!?!

 

I'll agree with what pretty much everyone else said...but one other thing comes to mind. I hate it when a guy has to jerk off to cum...and especially when he has a jerk off for a LONG time, and we have to watch it all (or resort to fast-forward).

 

I agree with Kimiko!

I would much rather the girl jerk him off to completion.

Or better yet suck him off until he cums in her mouth. :-E

 

I hate them too. Major turnoff

 

The terrible music

 

I hate it when the girls suck air through their teeth, who the hell decided that was sexy?

 

FAKE

I hate fake anything....fake boobs hair(wigs) covered in make up....I want real women...is that to much to ask???

 

I hate when the cameraman spends too much time zoomed in on the "action".
I wanna see the girl, and her expressions. Not some idiots wang.

 

I can't stand all the way over the top screaming and squealing. Absolutely annoying as hell.