Why am I so tired after your sister fucked me.

Your Mummy is 2000 years old

 

Would you please tell me the punchline to that dirty joke again?

Supposedly, that's the bottom line.

 

What is the name of the seam that separates the left and right half of my blue jeans?

I might need to go in for some routine maintenance.

 

What are your thoughts on pubic hair?

I don't have any pets.

 

Is that a furry between your legs?

It isn't the seventies.

 

Are you really wearing that to the party?

Better get going if you don't want to be late

 

What would you say if your G/F told you she was 'late' this month?

A beekeeper might know the answer to that.

 

Would your boobs get bigger if stung by a bee?

It's over the hill

 

Do you know where Cousin Itt is at?

It only happens in October.

 

When does the casual American viewer pay attention to baseball?

That may just be what they call 'The October Surprise.'

 

Which store is going to display Christmas Decorations first?

Even Walmart wouldn't sell that.

 

I've got a lot of belly fluff collected, would Walmart sell it for me.

That Motorcycle is too fast for you.

 

What did Barney say when you asked him for a ride?

That is a lot of rope.

 

Are you going to be tied up tonight?

Driving a tractor is easy

 

How hard will it be up here on your tractor?

You might need a net for that.

 

So are we catching fish while naked?

Look, there it goes

 

Aw. dammit - where's that damn Wienermobile?


Ketchup don't go on that.

 

What did she say when you tried to put food on her during sex?

Make a left turn.

 

Two wrongs don't make a right, but 3 rights?

Nobody has ever thought of that!