1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. dangercurves18

    dangercurves18 Sex Machine

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    Do know how best to hail a taxi??
     
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  2. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    You just flash your boobs - don't you ?
     
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  3. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    What if you do not have boobs?
     
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  4. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    zee?
     
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  5. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    what´s zee?
     
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  6. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Isn't it a body of water???
     
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  7. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    I don´t know, that why I asked, doesn´t that sound logical?
     
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  8. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Ummm no - but did you know that if you tickled an elephant's left testicle you are likely to be very tall ?
     
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  9. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    no, but I heard if you tickle a certain other part, the said part is getting real big, is that right?
     
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  10. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Ummm 29 ?
     
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  11. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    why not 30?
     
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  12. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    30 is the devils number - but did you realise that rapidly rolling a sausage is good for the heart ?
     
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  13. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    of course I do it every day, what do you to to keep yourself fit?
     
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  14. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Would wanking be classed as an acceptable persuit to keep the ticker fitter ?
     
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  15. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    don´t you think wanking is a natural process and cannot be counted?
     
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  16. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Would you like to count the strokes until the cum flys ?
     
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  17. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    are there so many of them?
     
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  18. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Normally - have you brought a stop watch
     
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  19. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    so you only wante me to watch?
     
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  20. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Hands Jamie, nurses outfit, celery, flying cap, lube and giant lettuce - did i say that ???
     
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