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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Do you know who finished first by now?

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  2. Lil X

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    Does it really matter who comes first?? (Pun unintended)
     
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  3. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Does it really matter if you slide head first into first base?

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  4. Snowmass

    Snowmass Friendly Neighborhood Pervert

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    Is this a case of using your head?
     
  5. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Would that make him a head case?
     
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  6. suoiruc1

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    Would a "head case" occur when you "score" a home run? :missionary: :playful:
     
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  7. tiramizuzan

    tiramizuzan Porn Star

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    Who is swinging their ‘bat’ way too hard?
     
  8. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Are your bats swingers?

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  9. tiramizuzan

    tiramizuzan Porn Star

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    Was that the same bat that couldn’t handle the pressure?

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  10. RichS

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    Did the bat get cooked in a pressure cooker?
     
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  11. tiramizuzan

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    Would you like some noodles with your pressure cooked bat soup?

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  12. RichS

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    Are those Singapore noodles?
     
  13. tiramizuzan

    tiramizuzan Porn Star

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    Do Singapore noodles really go with a Singapore Sling?

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  14. RichS

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    Are you swinging in a sling?
     
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  15. tiramizuzan

    tiramizuzan Porn Star

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    Were those Zaphod Beeblebrox’s famous last words?

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  16. RichS

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    Were there other last words that weren't famous?
     
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  17. tiramizuzan

    tiramizuzan Porn Star

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    What if horses’s famous last words were included?

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  18. RichS

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    Wouldn't you be considered unstable if you spoke horse?
     
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  19. tiramizuzan

    tiramizuzan Porn Star

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    Who’s stable are you referring to?
     
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  20. RichS

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    Are you staying in a stable?