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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

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    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. Unclear_Thoughts

    Unclear_Thoughts Porn Star

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    Why did the Fisherman buy a new pole? (Just for the Halibut)
     
  2. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Did he buy it just for entertainment?

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  3. NiteWalker

    NiteWalker Naughty Gentleman

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    Was the pole installed properly?

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  4. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Should we ask a pole expert?

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  5. NiteWalker

    NiteWalker Naughty Gentleman

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    Should we take a poll as to if we want to watch her?
     
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  6. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Is she wearing a watch?
     
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  7. NiteWalker

    NiteWalker Naughty Gentleman

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    Is her time on the pole up?
     
  8. Outsyd

    Outsyd Porno Junky

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    Is it time for bed yet?
     
  9. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    Is it time to make the donuts?

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  10. latecomer91364

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    Is it time to do donuts?

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  11. Unclear_Thoughts

    Unclear_Thoughts Porn Star

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    Have you done some Voodoo Doughnuts?
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    I have... and they're delicious!
     
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  12. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    Do Voodoo doughnuts contain spells?
     
  13. Hans50

    Hans50 Sex Machine

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    Maybe what are the flavors
     
  14. pacman21

    pacman21 Porn Star

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    Banana mango and strawberry
     
  15. Unclear_Thoughts

    Unclear_Thoughts Porn Star

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    Are we just listing flavors? Do you remember that scene in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory where the kids licked the walls?

    One of the most beloved and oft-quoted moments in the ridiculously beloved and oft-quoted film Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory is the sequence in which the unbalanced candymaker displays his newest invention: lickable wallpaper. As the children and their guardians go to town on the wallpaper, Wonka declares: "Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange. The strawberries taste like strawberries! The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"
    We laugh, because "snozzberries" is obviously a fanciful, fictional word, and nobody knows what they really were. Except that Roald Dahl, the book's author, knew exactly what snozzberries were: They're dicks. Snozzberries are dicks. Willy Wonka made those kids lick dick-flavored wallpaper.

    It turns out the guy who thought a story about an insane recluse casually murdering a group of children had a pretty fucked up sense of humor.
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  16. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Was it the guy driving the Good Humor Ice Cream truck? :eek:
     
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  17. NiteWalker

    NiteWalker Naughty Gentleman

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    Was he showing his weiner in the Weiner Mobile?

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  18. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Was it a cute weiner/wiener?

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  19. countryfun

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    Is she ready for the weiner ? 3038784-1691406325-725282dd9800b7ae6d79470e7e26e7a1.gif
     
  20. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Does she like big ones?

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