1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    do you know what criosity is?
     
  2. Jamie90

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    did you eat it after it was killed?
     
  3. ~Orpheus~

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    Have you ever been eaten?
     
  4. Jamie90

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    did you ever eat me?
     
  5. ~Orpheus~

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    If I did, wouldn't you have known it?
     
  6. Jamie90

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    was it when you lightly bit me?
     
  7. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    That was just the foreplay, remember?
     
  8. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    oh yeah silly me...what came afterwards?
     
  9. ~Orpheus~

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    lol. Do you want details?:rolleyes:
     
  10. Jamie90

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    do I look like I would say no?
     
  11. bigbird

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    No - or do I mean yes - anyway - what did the elephant say to the mouse when it sharted ?
     
  12. Jamie90

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    Oopps...was that your foot?
     
  13. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    lol lol lol - how many clothes can 1 person actually wear at 1 time ?:)
     
  14. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    did you try after you typed that?
     
  15. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    no i went for a wank instead - didn't you know that ?
     
  16. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    I thought about that - are you capable of thinking?
     
  17. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Not for too long, my brain overheats, isn't that a common complaint?
     
  18. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    are you saying my brain is "cheap"?
     
  19. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Is it '''cheep'' then? :rolleyes:
     
  20. Jamie90

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    you mean you don´t hear the noises?