By using a frozen dildo!

How do I build a treehouse?

 

With wood!

What's a 68 position?

 

I give u a bj, and u owe me one!

How do you use a screwdriver?

 

I guess you could use it as a dildo if you got in a bind.

Do you have a fenced in yard?

 

It's called a cage and she likes it. Says it heightens her sexuality as a Submissive!!

Did you grille just meat or also veggies for the party as well?

 

We did have plenty of pink snapper for our party as well.

Did you have tacos on Tuesday?

 

Spicy meat from south of the border in a hard shell, just needs some hot sauce.


Did you do anything for wiener wednesday?

 

I'm always doing something on weiner Wednesday

 

Something suspicious seemed to be going on inside the Wienermobile on Wednesday.

Do you have any wooden spoons?

 

I thought I saw that little pervy wooden freak spooning with my SO the other day, but how Big a tool can he have and doesn't she have to pull his strings to make IT work anyway?

Have you ever worn a costume at a party?

 

I've worn a Birthday Suit to a pool party a few times.

Is your a/c working okay in this heat?

 

Yes, but I'd rather cool off with that group of ladies at the pool ^^

How often do you have to refill that?

 

Condoms are really a one time use thing.

What’s your favorite beer brand?

 

I like my beer like I like my porn . . . . XXXX

Did she come?

(XXXX because Australians can't spell beer! )

 

Actually, she did cum, but the egg came first (in a discreet package.)

Do you like to dance?

 

I prefer watching others dance

Do you like to paint?

 

Absolutely. Many's the time I've painted her stomach & breasts white, although I prefer interior painting.

Will you be joining us?

 

Thanks, but I already joined my friend in bed.

Do you have a wine rack?

 

Her rack is really good but I'm not sure it will hold a bottle of wine, but her pussy on the other hand . . .

Where were you when it happened?

 

I was in the middle that time.

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