Half a dozen on the go at present.

Oops, too late. No to the porno, I'd be far too self-conscious.

Have you been given someone's number recently?

 

unfortunatly no

do you travel bt train?

 

Porno: Only if it was an amateur production.

Given a number: I've come close. Very close.

Travel by train: When I'm able to, I do.

Do you understand other people's points of view?

 

generally speaking yes

Do you enjoy the thought of somebody masturbating over a picture of you?

 

oh yes that would be nice

would you give a stranger your photo to masterbate with?

 

If they went as far as to masturbate over a picture of me, why not seek out the source and masturbate for me?

Ringme's question: The thought of someone getting off because of me is one of the most rewarding things in the world. I'd rather please than be pleased. But no, I wouldn't give the person a photo of me. If they had one already then I don't see a problem.

Would you film a video of yourself masturbating and send it to someone you lust after?

 

No, though I've recorded the audio of it.

Are you in the mood for dancing?

 

I'd like to go to a club or something. If there's dancing, I'm game Just let me have a couple drinks first to loosen up.

Are you a good speller?

 

Yes. I studied latin and greek at school, which helps.

Does poor spelling and grammar irritate you?

 

As much as I try and assure people to the contrary, it really bothers me. If it is an 'official' communication and I'm doubtful that an adult wrote it, I can be a little bit of a prick about it. Something as simple as forgetting an apostrophe can change the meaning of a sentence. Though I think I should try and be more lenient about those kinds of things.

Where do you think is a nice place to vacation?

 

I enjoy the usual tourist spots, but I also like to get away from it all in a remote cottage by the sea. Actually I also love to stay at home and do local touristy things.

Have you ever gone back to your childhood home?

 

I went back when I still lived nearby many years ago. Once I left the country I never returned.

Do you have a pet?

 

No, I'm not allowed them in these flats.

Do you accept compliments gracefully?

 

I accept them if I understand how they're meant, as long as it isn't a double entendre.

Have you painted a picture before?

 

Yes, when I was at school. I was crap at art.

When did you last have to wait for a phone call?

 

Yesterday.

Do you know anyone who's never heard of a dial-up modem?

 

Yes. Kids, eh?

Do you sometimes feel old when a kid asks you questions about the "old" days?

 

I actually grew accustomed to the dial-up gurgling noise. It is weird. The internet was freer in those days.

I do feel old when I'm asked about the old days. I find myself reminiscing and starting off my rants with, "When I was your age..." It just seems like kids today have so many options to amuse themselves with and still they are bored.

Does the value of money seem to have changed in the past decade?

 

It does to an extent, but I think avarice is eternal, it's just the scale of greed that seems to have increased.

Are you still in touch with childhood friends?

 

I'm in touch with an ex that I knew as a child. Other than that, no.

Can you drive a manual shift car?