I know I am! Anything more subtle than a brick through a window is going to pass me by.

Dammit... too slow. I've had an OK day ta. Nothing to write home about but it's been OK.

So... *is* your cock big enough?:excited:

 

My wife says so but I'm not convinced, I wouldn't mind having a meaty 7 inches.

Do women say size doesn't matter mainly to avoid upsetting men?

 

Yes, secretly we all get together and laugh at the little'uns. That's what we do when we go to the toilets in pairs.
The biggest cock I ever had was far from being the best fuck, and that's all I can judge by - size isn't everything to me

Have you ever thrown up in a urinal?

 

Love that answer! :rose:

Many, many times, its my place of choice for alcohol related vomiting!

Can your opinion of whether or not you are too tired for sex be changed by the right caresses? (my wife's was last night! - yay! )

 

hell yes


you do just about anything for your husband/wife/partner to make them happy

 

Yes, in my head, but I forget she can't read my mind sometimes.

Do you think you talk too little or too much toy your partner/partners?

 

im not a big talker - more the strong silent type

Do you talk more when you're nervous?

 

Nah, just the opposite I get all self conscious and clam up.

Do you get very cuddly when you are drunk?

 

i'm always cuddly yaz


whats your favourite monty python scene?

 

God that's difficult, too many! When I was a kid it was the "it's only a flesh wound" knight. Like their version of the Paralympics too, best song "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me". I could go on for hours....!

Did you every get to play Mary of Joseph in your school Nativity?

 

no - but i did play a womble of wimbledon common

Whats your favourite blackadder sketch?

 

Can't think of exact sketch, but love Queenie so I'll go with Episode 1 series 2 with the first appearance of 'Bob' and guest staring Rik Mayall.

Do you always say bless you if you hear someone sneeze?

 

haha - almost never i hate blessing and being blessed - was brought up RC and it still grates on me

How many times a day do you masturbate?

oh and my favourite blackadder sketch also features Rick Mayall - when they were being held and tortured by the spanish - and lord flashart saves them "woof"

 

Pick a number between 1 and 10. It varies a lot!

What's the last festival you went to?

 

Don't know.
Nac uoy daer sdrawkcab?

 

Yes I can, especially after sticking it in Google.

What do you like to stick it in?

 

a tight wet cunt?

Does that shock you?

 

Er, no. If you had said a charming 40 year old's man's mouth my eyebrow would have been raised somewhat higher!

Is there anything you like stuck in you?

 

a nice pork sausage please (with a hint of mustard)

Dont you just love a double entendre?

 

Have no idea what you mean.
Would you let me drop kick you for a million dollars?