Dangermouse. He was so cool!

When did you last shave something?

 

i shave my Chin yesterday

Do you like to have sex in the morning ?

 

Yes, but I also like to have it in the afternoon, in the evening, at night and the wee small hours of the morning. :excited:

What one possession would you take from the house in the event of a fire? (people or animals do not count)

 

My jewellery box.

What's your goal for 2013?

 

Personal fitness and more expression of my true personality in my everyday life.

What's yours?

 

I don't have one specific goeal for 2013. Gues it's just the ussual: be a better person.

Is porn grossing you out?

 

No, I hardly ever look at it if I'm honest (apart from for producing sexy or funny posts of course). My days of wanking at the computer seem past me now.

Do you enjoy wanking at the computer? I used to do it a lot and had great fun when I was doing it if I'm honest. I used to go for hours sometimes!

 

Nope i am still a happy wanker



Seriously you don't masturbate?

 

huh wha?????? Yes I do, all the time....


Is there such a thing as having too much sex?

 

My wife thinks so!

Let me clarify I am a wanker, it's just that whereas before my late night computer sessions consisted of searching for new porn to wank to nowadays they don't. It's very rare for me to get my cock out at the computer now. Instead I spend my time communicating with people on here which I find more rewarding and interesting.

I'm no monk though, I still wank in bed you will be relieved to hear (or not). :excited:

Am I sometimes a bit too honest for my own good?

 

Maybe, but it's a risk I'm willing to take!

Too slow! This is a good place for honesty

Do you like a lot of foreplay?

 

yes i do

what do you consider forplay

 

Stroking/kissing back, neck, cheek, thighs, buttocks, breasts and clitoral stimulation after that.

Oh and just tying someone to a bed is also a form of foreplay good enough to get a lady very wet indeed!

What kind of duvet cover design do you like?

 

A plain one



How many times do you wank in a week on average?

 

Twice daily on average, more on days off or when I'm not getting enough.....



Do you have a routine ( when, where, how often) you masturbate and do you get irritated if your routine is interrupted?

 

BB - a lot less than you I'm guessing.

In a working week probably only 2 to 4 times.

NTNC - no routine, just when I get the opportunity and the urge (usually if I can't sleep or when I have a lie in)

Does that qualify me for monk status?

 

Lol nope ntnc - anywhere anytime for me and at least 3 times a day so yes yaz you're a monk

Is quality better than quantity?

 

Depends what you are talking about.

When do you find the time to wank 3 times a day?

 

First thing in the morning - once or twice at work and at least once before going to bed- damn do I need help?

 

Opportunities are boundless for me (and apparently for BB as well) and I don't have to remove anything from my pants to do so


Edit: I'd gladly give you any help you need Babes

Tell me something that makes your knees buckle every time....