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  1. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Lol nope drove home from the op, went to work next day - all fine

    Are you considering it ? I'd highly recommend it and yes did swell a bit
     
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  2. Yaztromo

    Yaztromo Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!

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    I know I ought to, she's on the pill though and seems fine with that, we actually went for about 10 years relying on timing alone (withdrawal method - yes I am that good at control! :excited:).

    Have you heard horror stories from other people regarding the snip? (I have, hence the reluctance)
     
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  3. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    All about mind control mate ( and powerful pain killers)

    Can you imagine the sympathy sex though after a couple of days ? You've had your nuts sliced for her :) ;)
     
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  4. Yaztromo

    Yaztromo Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!

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    Good point but have you ever considered the psychological potency issues? (ie firing blanks rather than live rounds) :eek:
     
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  5. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Spunk is spunk mate x
     
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  6. Yaztromo

    Yaztromo Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!

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    I know but I can't help this stupid voice in the back of my head that says otherwise, I know it makes no sense. It must be my Ugg the caveman voice. I am an idiot, I freely admit.

    Have you noticed a difference in the aroma of your spunk since the snip? (ie stronger smelling) (another urban myth no doubt) :rolleyes:
     
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  7. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Nope volume consistency and appearance all appear the same x
     
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  8. Yaztromo

    Yaztromo Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!

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    Thank you BB for your concise and honest answers, I will consider having the snip if she brings it up again. :kiss::kiss::kiss::rose::rose::rose:
     
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  9. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    I did it as the mrs was having a bad reaction skin wise to the pill
     
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  10. Yaztromo

    Yaztromo Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!

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    Do you always buy too much cheese before Christmas?
     
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  11. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    hahahaha nice thread awaken ! YEs !!!!!

    Do you like cheese?
     
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  12. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    I like camembert, stilton and occasionally a bit of manchego, but hard cheese sometimes just tastes like off milk to me.

    What's your favourite cheese?
     
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  13. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    garlic boursin


    Do you like pickles as well?
     
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  14. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    Ooh, could just go a gherkin... yum!

    When did you last play musical chairs?
     
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  15. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    fuck me - years ago - so long i cant remember

    Is there a strip version i wonder?
     
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  16. Yaztromo

    Yaztromo Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!

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    curious - 1978! :eek: Yes, I keep a detailed journal of such things!

    BB - sounds like the kind of question Jimmy Saville could answer! :eek:

    Does that make me a bit anal (my answer to curious's question)? ;)
     
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  17. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    We all know how anal you are babe;):excited:

    Were you disappointed when you watched Blown Away?
     
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  18. Yaztromo

    Yaztromo Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!

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    Yes, neither Tommy Lee Jones or Jeff Bridges got their cock out once!

    Did you have a shock when you sat down to watch Enema of the State with your family?
     
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  19. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    Not as big a shock as when my mum rented the King's Piece...

    The video, not his actual piece. Honest.

    What's the funniest porn film title you've seen?
     
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  20. Yaztromo

    Yaztromo Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!

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    Edward Penishands (it's a real title, I kid you not!)

    [​IMG]

    Will you now rush out to see it?
     
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