Banned for making excuses. :excited:

 

Banned for not having your cane with you while you dance.

 

Picky....picky...........banned :excited:

 

Banned for saying "picky" "picky" when infact you should of said "pick me" "pick me"..:excited:

 

Banned for not asking the Old Man to "poke me, poke me"

 

Banned for wanting the old man to poke you!

 

Your Banned for not asking to poke me!

 

Haha - NO! Your banned for thinking I meant me intead of her.

 

Dang it now I'm all messed up! Can I ban myself for being so foolish?

 

Smooth and Creamy...Banned for not suggesting we should poke each other.



tj01276..... Banned for not poking her yourself.

 

Banned for not getting this straight sooner

 

Banned for trying to straighten out the bent people.

 

Banned for using the word bent outside of a sexual joke reference.

 

Banned for not knowing all its connotations...

bent1
adj 1. not straight; curved
2. (foll by on) fixed (on a course of action); resolved (to); determined (to)
3. Slang a. dishonest; corrupt
b. (of goods) stolen
c. crazy; mad
d. sexually deviant,


https://www.thefreedictionary.com/bent

 

Banned for making me go "REALLY? just ...ah f*ck... REALLY?"

 

Banned for being polite on a porn site...Just say it ​

FUCK​

Prehaps one of the most interesting words
In the English language today is the word fuck
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "f"
Fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "f"word
It's the one magical word
Just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived for German
the word "fleckin" which means to strike
In English fuck falls into many grammatical categories
As a transitive verb for instance
"John fucked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb
"Shirley fucks."
It's meanings not always sexual
It can be used as an adjective as in
"John's doing all the fucking work."
As an adverb
"Shirley talks too fucking much."
As an adverb enhancing an adjective
"Shirley is fucking beautiful!"
As a noun
"I don't give a fuck!"
As a part of a word
"Absofuckinglutly!"
or
"Infuckincredible!"
And as almost every word in the sentence
"Fuck the fucking fuckers."
But you must realize that aren't too many words
With the versatility of fuck
As in these examples describing situations such as
Fraud
"I got fucked at the used car lot."
Dismay
"Ah fuck it!"
Trouble
"I guess I'm really fucked now."
Aggression
"Don't fuck with me buddy"
Difficulty
"I don't understand this fucking question"
Inquiry
"Who the fuck was that?"
Disatisfaction
"I don't like what the fuck is going on here."
Incompetance
"He's a fuck off"
Dismissal
"What don't you go outside and play hide-and-go fuck yourself?"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples
With all of these multipurpose applications
How can anyone be offended when you use the word?
We say use this unique, flexable word more often in your daily speech
It will identify the quality of your character immediately
Say it loudly and proudly!
FUCK YOU!​

 

Banned for using such a long english lesson.

 

Banned for not using the "f"word and telling me to f*ck off...

 

I fucked up...too slow


no reply to the above ban..

 

snc banned for being too smooth and creamy