hi im 18 and just joined the fourm. I think im gonna have sex for first time in a few days. But im nervous about what she'll think of me. No girl has ever seen my dick. And im sort of selfconciouse about it. I think im sort of small and all my life i have been emberresed about being uncut. I didnt make this thread to just show people my dick i made it to sort of be a tester of what this girl will think of it.

 

Man, I didn't know there was this many guys worried about their dicks in the whole world. Ok try this. If your busy looking into her eyes, whispering in her ear, running your fingers through her hair, carressing and kissing her face, neck, arms breasts belly and pussy she'll be too busy to be looking or worrying about your dick. And you won't care either. Now that's just for sex and fucking. If you want her to make love with you tonight start by bringing her a cup of coffee and a bunch of sweet words and kisses this morning.

 

I'm surprised considering your proclamation about needing love before connecting to hub. Sounds more like the size of the shaft is the primary hub consideration.

 

Your pointed comments and obvious contradictions, but at least I think I've got your number.

 

I'll pass. My dick might not be big enough and a line from Bob Dylan seems to be running though my head: I offered her my hand she took me by the arm. I knew that very instant she meant to do me harm.

 

Is sexserv for real?

 

I don't know how to cure a 'bed' self image

 

For some reason, your pictures didn't show up.

But look on the bright side...if you are in fact on the small side, maybe she'll be able to take it aaaall the way into her eager, wet mouth, so that her lips are right against the base of your cock...and she might even be able to sneak her tongue out at the same time and caress your swollen balls with it....

 

You really are a VERY naughty girl!

 

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Brutal, just brutal lol lol lol. So you think he's a member of the itty bitty dicky committee. lol lol lol

 

How true this is, especially if it's where you want to be. I like your style, Stumbler!!! I love it that you plan ahead with a special lady. You get an A+!

 

*hanging my head* I know...and I feel terrible about it. You think there's any help for me?

 

Ok folks here come the jokes:-

If he posted 4 times, would he be a 4-poster bed?

...or, if he was gay would he be a camp-bed?
....or if he was an old hippy.......a flower-bed?

.....or then again, maybe he's just a young guy about to have sex for the first time full of all the normal fears and insecurities that plague us chaps.
Most of us grew up thinking and worrying about the size of our cocks, and whether or not we would be able to use it well....which is a crying shame , because cocksmanship is such a small factor in sex in general and love-making in particular!
And why are you worrying about not being 'cut'?......the majority of men aren't.

There's an odds-on chance that your first time at sex won't be a resounding success, sex is something without a manual which you have to learn! How many times did you have to get back on your bike before you learnt how to ride it?
The best advice on this page came from Stumbler, take note of that.
...and if you're still worried, do a google search on penis size, the averages might surprise you!

 

Don't worry about being small. If she's unsatisfied with your cock then she's a bitch and a whore who doesn't deserve you, don't let it worry you.

 

Chunky, in the name of everything Horny delete anything that would help Kimiko change her ways.

 

....I have the power......but I seriously doubt the necessity.......:-D

 

Naughty is cool, very cool!!

 

I love the way you think

 

I can't see the pictures either. I have always believed that men with less-than-huge cocks get the best blowjobs. It takes a helluva talented woman to swallow a huge cock. So rejoice in the possibilities ... and ignore the 'what ifs'.

P.S. SexServ, you disrespectul little girl ... please refrain from being soooo hateful. It is completely unbecoming.

 

When you're naughty you don't need help. On second thought you may need help carrying all that lump of coal you got for Christmas. And if you want I'll let you borrow the wheelbarrow that I use to carry my dick around in.