I am 22 years old and yes I am still a virgin. For moral resons I have turned down quite a few good chances. Now I am definitly ready but am faced with a dellema. What is probably the best way. Do it with someone special or just have a one night stand and get it over with. If there are any good ladys on here that would help me out I would really apreciate it . I'd like to do it with a older woman around like 40. A friend of mine has a girl that looks like piggit and is 40, I would kill for her. Kinda hard for someone my age to get someone around that age though, but any good lookin lady would make me really happy.

 

i going to offer some needless and possibly some offensive advice...

that hard earned paycheck that you get...save a little each week, then treat yourself to a fine lady of your own choice....

otherwise, do what your heart tells you...after all, it's only sex

 

You could always leave it on a train - you'll be amazed at what they have in the lost luggage departments!

 

As ever, you are the most helpful huge yellow bird on the forum.

My suggestion. Have sex. That's how I lost mine.

 

just beware of the number 13 carriage....cursed i tell you! cursed...!!

 

I think I must still be a virgin as well !

Hang on - I'm 40 and still a virgin - anyone think there could be a film that we could make a few quid from?

 

I thought that was only on Thursdays? 11 and 12 were cursed Mondays - but I'm only getting this 2nd hand from the tooth fairy that I've tied up and castrated on my desk at work !

 

ooooo you mean Beryl the toothy Fairy girl... yeah she knows her train time-tables.






....don't trust her beady little eyes though.... too shifty for my liking.

 

Well Beryl turned in to Bob, which was when I removed his testicles and cock - makes a pleasant adornment to my key-ring - goes rather well with the pixie dust, and troll shit!


God I'm talking some complete load of old bollocks today!

thirteennumptybunch

Oops wrong thread

 

the trouble with toll shite is that it really aggravates my sinus conditions. i prefer to dry it out then mix it with old toe-nail clippings then smoke it... gets ya in a perfect state of mind for when ya post on xnxx forums...






well bb, that holiday away obviously worked wonders for you. fine form mate, fine form

 

wow, that didn't take long to get off topic...

I say, loose it to someone you care about. I really wish that I had waited instead of loosing it to some guy that I thought cared about me.

 

I think you should lose it to Paris Hilton. Failing that, Lindsay Lohan.

I mean, you want it to be memorable, don't you?

Seriously....just have sex with someone. Then you can stop obsessing about this and get on with your life.

 

You boys and your trains. We don't have public transport here ... at least not in Indiana (right, neednit22?).

Waiting for someone you love is good in theory ... but difficult in practice. Maybe you could try one of those websites designed specifically for hooking up? I'd offer to help you out, but I'd hate to spoil you for life.

 

Best way to loose virginity?

.. have sexx ..

 

*laughing* I wish I'd said that.

 

Much better than dying a virgin. That would suck.

 

To someone you love? lol

 

Thanks guys. I always put to much thought into things that I guess I should'nt. I'm just to focused on trying to become successfull. Maybe I should change my prioritys a bit.

Wow piggit you live in IN? O but how I wish you would spoil me. I would much rather loose it to someone like you than someone my age. From the pics I have seen of you, you are gorgeous . PM me and I will send you a couple pics. I've got the looks maybe you can give me the experiance . Hope your interested cause I sure am.

 

You see there, Piggit? Now you've done it!

 

No, hon, I'm a long way from Indiana. I just know that only a few cities in the US have trains. But I'm very flattered, believe me.