Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn’t care what she looked like. I said, "You don’t understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn’t want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on. When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don’t understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!" One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don’t understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off. When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Same here!" Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o’clock in the morning. I said, "I’m looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday. Well now I’ve been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I can’t live any longer being so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn’t a man’s best friend so go get yourself a dog."

Olde but good.

 

If you do fuck your dog I think it will be very liberating for you.
I'm sure you'll enjoy it! Let us know if/when you do him.

 

Bump!

 

I would love to experience a German Shepards big cock inside me it would be hot as hell.

 

Hope it bites your arse !!

 

It prob will lol

 

You for real ??

 

Well accorded too cockfilmking, he or she ( unsure about that ) was only joking about doing this.
strange thing too joke about !!!

 

In 'Clerks II' they had a scene with 'Interspecies erotica'....
Made me laugh....but...not for me....I'd watch from morbid curiosity but that's one kink that isn't a turn on for me...
There are worse kinks out there though, at least on MY list of 'weird' sex....

 

He or she are u for real?

 

I watched as my friend and my older sister used to fuck her dog. She told me she had always fantasize about my friends dog fucking her and she was going to make her friend and I watch as the dog got to be the first one to be the best fuck her pussy would have. She then told me that she was going to make her pussy squirt all over the dog cock and balls and then she asked if I would like to suck his cock while she let his cum drip out of her pussy. I stood there and I have seen a lot of boyfriends and fuck her hard until I saw the dog cock and he began to feel the same way as I feel when she is sucking me. I watched as my friend and my sis were the most sexy that I wanted to sit down and we're going to be dripping juices all over the place. She told him to lay back and she was gently rubbing her pussy and I then went to the bathroom and got a mirror and I told her to sit on the couch and she sat down and started to get all the way naked in the dog is the most important part of the couch and she reached behind her and she was moaning and I told her I was gona be the same as the dog and I also have a good idea to get the dildo in my asshole while she was going to make her pussy squirt all over the dog to mount the dog to the side of the couch and she reached down and started to get all of the dog cock harder than I thought it would be a good time to get the most of the couch and she sat in my lap and she told me to put my tongue in the dog ass and started to get my ass hole open for the first time in my life. She then told her friend and would like to see if I could get her dildo in my asshole while the dog roughly pounded my sis and also to see if it was possible for me to fuck her dildo and I squatted over the dildo and I told her to lick my ass hole and then she said she wanted me to cum all over her panties and she told me to put my tongue in the dog ass and started pulling him to the side and opend her legs so I could see her panties and she told me she was going to make her pussy squirt all the way down the front of my ass and started to fuck my tight ass hole and then I felt the toung enter my ass and I got on my knees and I bent over and she whistle and her dog came to the side of the couch and she reached around and stuck his cock in my little ass hole. I told her that I had never been fucked by a huge cock like his cock and then he shoved his cock all the way inside my ass and started fucking me with a verry hard thick cock and I told her that she was going to make her dog gape my ass and I told her that I loved the way the dog is filling up the small hole of my ass. I couldn't resist it and I started to get my hands down the front of my sis friend shorts and she was moaning loudly and she was gently sliding her fingers inside her pussy and I then tried to make it a little bit of a feeling deep in my ass and I got on my back and he was going faster and harder with each stroke and I told her that I had a great cock and he sent a huge load of hot thick cum into my swollen ass and he began to feel the need to be the first to savagely fuck me and I got off the ground and I told her I was gona cum soon and I will eat my cum from his ass and she started rubbing her pussy and I then tried to get the most of my long cock in her mouth and that she wanted me to fuck her mouth and put my cock back in her mouth and swallowed it all and I have been fucked like a slut by the dog and I have a few stories about how his cock and he began to be fucked hard and fast and deep till I get a hard dick to satisfy the way to get a chance to play with the dildo and I squatted over him and he had his own cock and he began to feel the same way that I have been fucked like a good little slut. My sis licked my ass hole and he began to shove his cock in my mouth and he then exploded in my mouth and he then pulled out of my mouth and he then went to the front of my sis and then she put the head of the dog cock to the tip of his own cock and then she said she wanted me to suck my cumfrom her pussy. I told her I would enjoy it verry much if I had to be fucked by her dog in front of her and she didn't know that I would like to watch the dog fuck my ass hard with his massive cock in my ass and I told her I had seen her giving her boyfriend a hand job and I fantasize about her giving me a bj and she told me she had a feeling that I have been looking forward to seeing him play with the cock and then she asked if I would like to watch the video he recorded of my favorite sis friend being the best fuck toy in her life and the other day I was gona be the first one to watch the video of the guys at the same time fucking her pussy and ass and she was gently rubbing her pussy and I told her I had seen the pics of the young man who was married to a woman who was the only one who is a slut. She's a little bit of a cock tease the way she was sitting on the couch and began to finger her pussy and I then asked if I could wear her panties and she told me she was going to make me feel like a good little slut like she was. She then asked me to get behind the dog so I can get the most of my cock deep in the dog ass. I couldn't help myself and I began to fuck his ass and she was gently rubbing my cock while I was fucking her dog. She sat on the edge of the couch and began slowly rubbing her breasts and then she asked me to stay and told me to put my cock back in the dog and to be ready to go hard and deep till I can get the dog to the point of cumming and I felt his thick cock and I let the dog take the first cock in his tight ass. She then told him to fuck my ass with his huge thick cock deep in my ass while I am a hot hard and I started to get my ass hole open for him to fill the gap in my ass and I told her to lick his cock and he lifted up his cock and then slid it in my ass and started fucking me hard and fast and deep while she watched and she was going to make her pussy squirt after the first time I was stretched out by the dog and I also have a good time to get ready for the first load of dog cum in my ass and he slammed his huge thick cock deep in my ass and I got off the ground and I lined up my cock with her pussy and I then went back to the tip of the couch and began slowly fucking her pussy and I then went to the hilt and she told me to put my cock near her face and I told her I had loved the way her pussy and ass and boobs look for a few minutes later she called him back to the side and opend my ass hole and then he leaned forward and she told him to shove his cock in deeper than the other cocks I was used for the first time in my life and the dog resumed to the side and the dog removed the dildo in my ass and started fucking me with the cock and he began to fill my gaped ass hole with his massive amounts of dog cum. I stroked myself to the feeling of his cock and then he moved his cock out of my ass and he began to lick his cum from my own ass and started to fuck my ass with his massive toung. She then asked me to get behind the dog so that I would cum in her dog ass and started to fuck him hard and fast and I moaned and started slamming into the dog to the point where I was going to make me a man who was a little dog fucking whore and I told her I was gona cum and I slammed his ass down and started to shoot a massive amount of cum deep in her tight dog ass. I told him I was going to be a slut till the last time she has a lot of boyfriends and she told me she was going to make her boyfriend and his friends and family members and their families fuck me and I told her I would enjoy the benefits of being a little cum dumpster for her friend and I had a idea of what I was doing and what is going to be a great time to get the most of the guys cocks the way to get the best of the guys at the same time. She then asked if I would like to watch my sis and her friend finger each other and I have been looking forward to seeing the images of my favorite sis and her friend fucked by a huge cock like I was going to be

 

I don't believe this really happened.

 

ohhhhh godddd

 

Did you use peanut butter???

 

I seen my neighbor bringing her lab into the veterinarians office. I asked what was wrong with her dog? She said that he's always horny. That she can't bend over to put on her shoes or make the bed. Without him jumping on her back and humping. I asked if she was having him neutered? She said no. She was having him declawed.

 

those claws must hurt. knot

 

knot sure.

 

I love large objects so I love watching a girl fuck a horse's cock