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  1. elguapo69

    elguapo69 Porn Surfer

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    We used to do these back and forth when I was on deployment in the Navy. You know My dick is so big that.........

    Here's a few


    My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
    My dick is so big, I use a hula hoop as a cock ring
    My dick is so big, if you cut my dick in two you can count how old I am
    My dick is so big, Nike is making a shoe called Air my dick
     
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  2. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    My dick is so big it's got its own xnxx account!
     
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  3. elguapo69

    elguapo69 Porn Surfer

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    My dick is so big, I can fuck an elevator shaft
    My dick is so big, it takes two fat chicks and a team of clydesdales to jerk me off
     
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  4. piggit

    piggit A Fine Wine of a Woman

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    My dick is so big, even SHE can't take it all.
     
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  5. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    uhhh you have a confession to make piggit?
     
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  6. piggit

    piggit A Fine Wine of a Woman

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    Yes. I suck at big dick jokes cuz I don't have one, big or small. ;)
     
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  7. YoungInnocenceLost

    YoungInnocenceLost Her Majesty the Queen

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    I thought it was quite good piggit. The picture was very....intresting :rolleyes:
     
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  8. piggit

    piggit A Fine Wine of a Woman

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    It IS gross, isn't it Jessyca?? It's been posted a few times. Poor girl ... she's beautiful!!
     
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  9. YoungInnocenceLost

    YoungInnocenceLost Her Majesty the Queen

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    yes...if you can look past the big gapeing hole she's very attractive *laughs*
     
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  10. Snoochies

    Snoochies Porn Star

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    Your dick is so SMALL

    Your dick is so SMALL....

    Here's one of my faves:

    Your dick is so small, I'd give you a blowjob but I already FLOSSED today.
     
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  11. elguapo69

    elguapo69 Porn Surfer

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    My dick is so big, When they circumcised me they found Jimmy Hoffa
    My dick is so big, Osama Bin Laden tried to crash a plane into it
    My dick is so big, Al Gore is going to make a documentary about it called an inconveiniant dick
     
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  12. Red83

    Red83 Sex Lover

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    Two guys are pissing off a bridge. One turns to the other and says "Damn, that water is cold!" The other says "Yeah, and it's deep, too!"
     
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  13. elguapo69

    elguapo69 Porn Surfer

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    My dick is so big, whem I was in a porno they had to release it as a four disc box set
    My dick is so big, it's being blamed for 911
    My dick is so big, everytime I get a hard on I pass out due to lack of blood to the brain
    My dick is so big, it won't return Oprah's calls
    My dick is so big, it has it's own agent and a three picture deal
     
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  14. Kool_Madness

    Kool_Madness Porn Star

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    My dick is so big that when I was using a public restroom a man look down at my cock and saw W - y tattooed on it and said to me " Your wife's name must be Wendy too" which I replied " No it says Welcome to Jamaica, enjoy yourself and have a nice day
     
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  15. dragonflyjames

    dragonflyjames THE PLAYER

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    Your Dick is so small,They call You "Needle Dick,The Bug Fucker"
     
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