carson ! ...

this is not working out !
you´re in the states , i´m in europe. and this platonic thing is just not working for me! i´ve found someone else!

sorry i had to do this in front of everybody on the forum !

 

You're too....mechanical, you machine, you. NTTAWWT.

 

I never really loved you even though I told you I did for two years and after spending that time ignoring every one of your physical and emotional needs I'm going to flip it around and blame on you and accuse you of abandoning our child. Oh yeah, and get the fuck out.


Sounds about right.

-S-

 

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It's not that I don't care about you as an angel of death....it's just that I feel if I stay with you a part of me will have to die.....

 

You're a great guy, but two of us together is one dom and one male too many.

 

If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, Rico - LEAVE THE DAMN SHEEP ALONE!!

I'm much sexier!! *wiggles bum* baa!!

 

But they're more cooperative than you.

 

But - think about the ram-ifications if it ever got out!! :excited:

 

I use to enjoy it when you covered you body in things I could lick off, but you just don't do that anymore! My tongue needs something to lick!!!

 

*bathes in honey* Am I too late?

 

I don't know, it might be better if we just moved on! I might be persuaded by a good tongueing!!! Then again I am a sucker for licking Honey off your body!!! **Lickkkkkkkk**

 

I hereby faithfully promise in front of all the members on xnxx that I, smcaaphd will from this day hence douse my body regularly in honey so that Em will tempted to *liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick* it off, until such time that she goes off honey, or goes off me *meep*

 

LOL, Well ........... Yeah, but we have to mix it up a bit, not just honey, other stuff will be fine! And I hope I'm not the only one that's doing the licking, I want some licking in return!!!

***Lick***

 

My tongue - is forever at your service!!

*liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick*

Oh noes!! We derailed the thread by making up!! *covers you in cream* Oh, I could so give you a proper *liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiik*ing right about now!!

 

Screw derailing the thread!! This is about you and me getting back together now!!!

I so need a proper *liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiik*ing right about now!!

 

Wahooooo!!

A word to our viewers:

Umm - this might take some time. Check back in a few hours and catch up on the news of Em and smc's momentous *liiiiiiiiiiiiick* fest!!

Now Emily, you sexy siren - where were we?

Ah yes, now I remember *liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick* *liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick*

 

*cries at rules* DO I HAAAVE TO? What person in their right mind would break up with her? =[

Mkay. IF I'm to follow the rules...

SMC, you are just too.... EWe.

(ps, my fingers are crossed. forgive me?)

 

Oh Sully, while it's been a wild ride, I need wheels that are always inflated. Good bye, lover.

 

You said, Cheer up.

So I cheered up. My mistake. Ciao!