1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. styxx

    styxx Porn Star

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    Dear Emily....

    The reason I cannot stay with you any longer is...well, I found someone better, with a fantastic body, sleek and she just purrs.

    She loves it when I put my foot on her. Allows me to lounge around inside her and does not mind when I flip the channels.

    Yes, my car has replaced your affections.

    Like that would ever happen!
     
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  2. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Dear styxx

    It's that damn boatman, Charon. He's always ruining things.
     
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  3. bar34

    bar34 The Guardian Angel

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    you don´t buy me stuff anymore, you don´t take me out, we never go anywhere, the sex is lausy, and you´re allways drunk when my mother comes to visit !

    i want a divorce !
     
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  4. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    So's yer old man!
     
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  5. bar34

    bar34 The Guardian Angel

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    that is so tipical of you carson ... blaming it on my parent´s !

    ... and this the last time i´m waiting on you to arrive home from your poker nigth with good for nothing drunken friends !

    you´ll ear from my loyer carson !
     
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  6. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Stuff it! I've put up with your nagging too long!
     
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  7. bar34

    bar34 The Guardian Angel

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    drunken insensitive bastard !

    my friend´s warned me about U, and they were rigth althouth i always defended U ! i´ve spend a live time washing your clothes and cleaning up after you ! NO MORE !

    i want my freedom Carson, you ear ... MY FREEDOM !
     
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  8. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Oh darling, you know what they say about long distance relationships. Besides, my passport expired.
     
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  9. Old Tool

    Old Tool Porn Star

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    I tried, I really did . . . but when that hairy mole on your back started to look like a 3rd arm I knew it was the beginning of the end :( At least you can wave goodbye after you've turned your back on me.

    btw, could it have killed you to scrape the plaque off of your toenails once in a while? :confused:
     
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  10. blupwr

    blupwr Porn Star

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    sorry we had a good run but im straight now.hahahahalol:excited:
     
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  11. bar34

    bar34 The Guardian Angel

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    i´ve gone for a hard night´s work, come back, and you´re still online :-x ... you spend more time on that PC than U spend with me !

    we´re done !

    :excited:
     
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  12. blupwr

    blupwr Porn Star

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    ha haha. ur not enough for me anymore:excited:
     
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  13. bar34

    bar34 The Guardian Angel

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    i´m tired and off to bed ...

    you´re sleeping in the sofa !!!
     
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  14. blupwr

    blupwr Porn Star

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    no i aint sleepin on the sofa,u sleepin outside
     
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  15. krissy'shot

    krissy'shot Resident Muse

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    coz if you think i'm giving up with kingsized bed for someone with a name that makes me think of smurfs (sorry man, it does!) and get up that broke ass couch, you'z outta your mind man! i'm off to the stairs to the bed right now. Night all! :kiss:
     
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  16. blupwr

    blupwr Porn Star

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    i only tell ppl my name if i know them.or get to know them
    and i have a really nice couch so i win,i think:confused::excited:
     
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  17. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    I like my men strong, commanding if you will. However, even your command of the English language is sadly lacking - therefore, I do declare, you are weak, too weak for me!!

    Goodbye - I wish I could say ''it was good while it lasted'' but I've never been THAT big of a liar!!
     
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  18. gingerbread

    gingerbread Sex Lover

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    Sorry. i thought you were a girl when we first started going out, what with the haircut. However I have just realised that it is very common for people in Alabama to have mullet hairstyles. Thank god we never done anything other than drink some hootch.

    anyway we can we remain friends.
     
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  19. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Buh - buh - gingerpubes!! I umm - eeeugh!! Ginger pubes? You have GINGER pubes? It all fits now - the name, your location!!

    Phew!! *wipes brow after VERY lucky ecscape!!* :kiss:
     
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  20. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Sniff! Do I smell sheepdip? Phew!
     
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