I had a Sindy but her head came off

 

Now you know Barbie did it!!!

 

ROFL - and we come full circle XD

 

It was Barbie in the kitchen with a sharp knife.

 

OMG she's a serial (cereal) killer!

 

Corn(Flake)y !

 

Nutty, too

 

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First she should have used bleach to clean up, it screws up all DNA lol, then she should have thrown ken in the bathtub and cut him up in little pieces but saved his hands in the freezer for future crimes she might commit (uses his finger prints on the murder weapons then put them back in the freezer till the next crime)

Then fed all the body pieces to pigs on a farm, they eat everything including bone. Then she should have returned home and burned all the clothing dear ken was wearing. See no crime LOL

Then Barbi could go out and date like Ken just ran away, Oh sure they would suspect her but without evidence she is free as a bird.:excited::excited::excited::excited::excited::excited::excited::excited:

 

Sounds like you know what you're on about

 

LOL, that cracked me up:excited:

 

My daughter had Barbie's. Fucking trunk full of them. I hated the high heels. Step on one of those babies in bare feet and you'd need pliers to get them out.

But revenge is sweet. I saved all of them. Got the trunk in my garage. When she has kids I'm giving them the trunk.

Then she can pick Barbie high heels out of her feet at 2AM with a pair of pliers.

I could have gotten away with it, I'd barbecue them fucking Barbies

 

I remember my parents giving my brother, sister, and me little chocolates in the shapes of boys and girls. We used to love the little boy ones because there was that "little" bit more chocolate. As for GI Joe v Ken, we all know Barbie used GI Joe as her lover, but married Ken for his money.

 

why cant Barbie get pregnant?? Ken cums in a different box!!

 

She knows Ken is a pretty boy, she really likes GI Joe because of his Kung Fo grip. And he is a real man and ken is a Mary boy

 

duh... the DOGGIE! see him waiting patienly by poor mangled Ken??


I looove this SMC :excited:

 

Pictures recently leaked to a reporter show Barbie hasn't fared all that well over the last couple of decades:::

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PUT DOWN THE FRENCH FRIES AND WOBBLE AWAY BARBIE

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That's what happens when Barbie goes without for too long. Too many bon bons and too much computer.

 

awesome indeed...
my mum was a woman hater instead...
used to bite the heads off my female barbies to make me cry,
safe to say i started liking pollypockets fairly quickly.

 

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