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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. jeeploverx

    jeeploverx Porn Surfer

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    Conundrums eh???

    Here's one that I made up ....

    If crutons taste like stale bread, how do you know when you have fresh crutons?

    And....

    We're all unique, just like everyone else.

    jeeploverx
     
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  2. dragonflyjames

    dragonflyjames THE PLAYER

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    Why do they put Brail on drive-up ATM machines
     
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  3. MusicMachine

    MusicMachine The people in me

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    I guess that's why Chunky wrote:

    'Somethin' Stupid Deep in the heart of Texas'...:???:

    In the songs thread.
     
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  4. dragonflyjames

    dragonflyjames THE PLAYER

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    In case this site is being watched by Bushes Henchmen...What a great Leader And a fine Example of a Human Being we have. In case this site is not...what a dickhead!
     
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  5. trumpet

    trumpet The Raging Horn

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    Back to philosophy:

    I am therefore I think.

    Is this putting Descartes before the horse?
     
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  6. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Havent you seen those trucks that say "Blind Man Driving" on the sides?
     
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  7. gdogg79

    gdogg79 Porn Star

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    Every possibility is an opportunity
     
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  8. gdogg79

    gdogg79 Porn Star

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    Fine lines are usually pretty long
     
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  9. J.A.W.

    J.A.W. Sex Machine

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    Nope. The nothing that's left when you take away everything isn't the same as the something that's left when you take away everything. Consider a pile of ten apples and ten oranges. If you take away all the apples you're left with both no apples and with ten oranges. That doesn't mean that the two things are the same.
     
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  10. Caffeine

    Caffeine Stimulant

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    Which isn't the case, because if you took away everything, there wouldn't be any oranges, either.

    And the bowl they were in.

    And the table the bowl was on.

    And the world.

    And yourself.

    So I guess it's all about perspective.




    By the way, folks; a conundrum isn't a cute riddle. It's a self-contradictory statement or a situation with conflicting resolutions.
     
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  11. Nympho

    Nympho sex kitten

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    to make a pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
    Nobody's perfect.. I'm nobody.. I must be perfect then!
     
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  12. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    It's easy to achieve perfection......just make yourself perfect then act naturally!
     
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  13. jimfox

    jimfox Sex Machine

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    Caff's definition is right by the way but I still enjoyed the other diversions! :p
     
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  14. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    Just thought I’d warn you I am contacting Dyslexics Untied to see if illegal action can be taken against this thread.
     
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