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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. rosefirelite

    rosefirelite Amateur

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    Corrupt a wish is a easy game to play.

    First you make a wish like this;
    I wish I could win the lottery!
    Then someone says;
    You win but, you lose it all on gambling!
    Then they make a wish and the next person makes a wish and someone does the same thing.
     
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  2. Deleted user 987

    Deleted user 987 woman worshipper Banned!

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    I wish I could go back in time 3hours and fix a problem
     
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  3. Sage_of_the_Forlorn_Path

    Sage_of_the_Forlorn_Path Porn Star

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    Multiverse theory takes effect, so you're like Future Trunks.
    I wish my dog would stop pissing on his frisbee.
     
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  4. deleted user cg

    deleted user cg Porn Star Banned!

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    Wish granted... but now he pisses in your coffee mug..

    I wish I knew how things were going to turn out later..
     
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  5. WickEdDarkness

    WickEdDarkness Porno Junky

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    You find out that a meteor destroys the planet.

    I wish I knew how to figure her out.
     
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  6. Tongue2lips

    Tongue2lips Batlicious

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    You are turned into her next elastic strip of her red lace panties


    I wish could retire
     
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  7. deleted user cg

    deleted user cg Porn Star Banned!

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    You retire and then lose your money in gambling and you have to go back to work

    I wish I was on the beach right now
     
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  8. WickEdDarkness

    WickEdDarkness Porno Junky

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    You're on the beach but you get burnt to a crisp.

    I wish I had a motorcyle
     
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  9. Tongue2lips

    Tongue2lips Batlicious

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    Your wish is granted you’re given a ten speed with a 2 HP bicycle engine kit


    I wish I had bought tea instead of another coffee
     
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  10. pussy in boots

    pussy in boots ride em cowgirl up

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    Your wish is granted: tea is pumpkin spice.
    I wish I could have more sex.
     
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  11. Tongue2lips

    Tongue2lips Batlicious

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    Your wish is granted you are placed in a glass box with 1000 TVs around you all playing “Debbie Does Dallas” at maximum volume.

    I wish I had lost the bet.
     
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  12. Deleted user 987

    Deleted user 987 woman worshipper Banned!

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    Wish granted: you lost the bet, but the person that won celebrated too much and missed work the next day and got fired.

    I wish I could have the woman I love with me for the rest of my life
     
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  13. SillyOldBear

    SillyOldBear Porno Junky

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    Wish is granted but ends up being a workaholic and never spending more than a few hours with you out of the week.

    I wish to know the ultimate question
     
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  14. FastLove

    FastLove ⚔ Double Trouble ⚔

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    Wish granted but you will never know the answer

    I wish for a genie
     
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  15. RelentlessOblivion

    RelentlessOblivion A wheely nice guy

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    Wish granted but that was your only wish.

    I wish for world peace
     
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  16. RelentlessOblivion

    RelentlessOblivion A wheely nice guy

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    Wish granted but now everything you eat tastes like cardboard.
    I wish for a lifetime supply of whiskey
     
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  17. chainsaviar

    chainsaviar the kittens meow

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    Granted, but liver failure soon sets in.

    I wish to retire to a beach in my 40s
     
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  18. johnrael

    johnrael Porn Star

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    You do. But the beach is in Antarctica.

    I wish to be 25 again.
     
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      Upstate New York... not nearly as much fun. It was a business trip.
       
      johnrael, Dec 21, 2019
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    3. eendagsvlieg
      Oh, ok. Well, I hope you're done with business trips and get to the leisure ones. :)
       
      eendagsvlieg, Dec 21, 2019
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  19. eendagsvlieg

    eendagsvlieg Porcelain Dragon Warrior Princess Banned!

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    Granted, but your loved ones get the years you lose and don't recognize you anymore.

    I wish for a bit of time for myself.
     
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