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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. SillyOldBear

    SillyOldBear Porno Junky

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    Granted, but someone else takes over your body

    I wish for a John Deere Gator
     
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    #22
  2. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, but you'll work in a brewery and become an alcoholic.

    I wish I was a little bit taller.
     
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  3. eendagsvlieg

    eendagsvlieg Porcelain Dragon Warrior Princess Banned!

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    Granted, but all clothes in your size mysteriously become just not long enough for your legs and arms.

    I wish I felt like celebrating Christmas.
     
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  4. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, you get to help Santa this Christmas Eve.

    I wish I could sing. :singing:
     
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  5. SillyOldBear

    SillyOldBear Porno Junky

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    Granted but from now on you only talk through song

    I wish to visit Hawaii again
     
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  6. eendagsvlieg

    eendagsvlieg Porcelain Dragon Warrior Princess Banned!

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    Granted, but you have to stay there for a whole year.

    I wish to not have to launder for a week.
     
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  7. SillyOldBear

    SillyOldBear Porno Junky

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    Granted but spend that week in police custody for suspicion of money laundering

    I wish for a baby yoda
     
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  8. eendagsvlieg

    eendagsvlieg Porcelain Dragon Warrior Princess Banned!

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    Granted, but every year it grows up, you lose a year of your own age until you're a baby Silly Bear. :)

    I wish for a day of happiness shared with friends.
     
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  9. chainsaviar

    chainsaviar the kittens meow

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    Granted, but after a day the friend falls in love with you, even though you are not interested. Feelings are hurt and friendships are lost.

    Wish wife and i had a more adventurous sex life
     
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  10. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, you will begin starring in adult movies together.

    I wish I could have a naughty wish come true.
     
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  11. johnrael

    johnrael Porn Star

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    Your naughty wish comes true, but then you develop a yeast infection.

    I wish I could learn to fly. (I know, I'm asking for it with this one... :p)
     
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  12. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, but steering lessons cost extra.

    I wish I could drive a race car.

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. eendagsvlieg

    eendagsvlieg Porcelain Dragon Warrior Princess Banned!

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    Wish granted, but through some magic issue, you need to show your driving skills to @Rexxracerr on his birthday. :)

    I wish I can take lots of nice pictures in Paris. :)
     
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      Merry Christmas little mayfly. Hugs
      :)
       
      Rexxracerr, Dec 24, 2019
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      Merry Christmas to you too. :D
      (Again, lol, but one can never have enough good wishes). :)
       
      eendagsvlieg, Dec 25, 2019
      #link
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  14. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    Granted, but they are all photobombed.
    bomb.jpg

    I wish I was married to Miranda Kerr
     
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    #36
  15. deleted user cg

    deleted user cg Porn Star Banned!

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    Wish granted... But she has a boyfriend on the side .. ;)

    I wish I had a maid to clean house
     
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  16. johnrael

    johnrael Porn Star

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    Granted. You have a maid and she cleans your house. She organizes so thoroughly that you can no longer find anything. :biggrin:

    I wish I could draw.
     
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  17. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, you'll be able to draw award winning stick figures.

    I wish I had a bigger yard.

    [​IMG]
     
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    #39
  18. deleted user cg

    deleted user cg Porn Star Banned!

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    Granted...but @johnrael will bury his stick figures there..

    I wish I was retiring right now
     
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    #40
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