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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, but now you'll become addicted to daytime tv soaps.

    I wish I had a wishing well.
     
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  2. StepBrthr724

    StepBrthr724 Romantic Sexy Responder Weaver

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    Granted, but now you will have an endless line of people wanting you to make wishes for them!

    I wish I could see my Grams and Gramps again :)
     
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  3. johnrael

    johnrael Porn Star

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    Granted. But now you're trapped in the 1970s and stuck with wearing stuff like this for the rest of your life.

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    I wish Windows was a better operating system.
     
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  4. deleted user cg

    deleted user cg Porn Star Banned!

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    Wish granted ... but now your computer blows up ..

    I wish...I could never run out of wine
     
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  5. johnrael

    johnrael Porn Star

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    Wish granted! But... it's Boone's Farm.

    I wish I had X-ray vision.
     
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      Omg.. taking me back to quite a few years ago ... lol
       
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  6. PurpleMistress

    PurpleMistress Mysteriously Seductive

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    Wish granted but you can only use it to help people

    I wish I could eat whatever I want
     
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  7. deleted user cg

    deleted user cg Porn Star Banned!

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    Wish granted.... but then your eyes go crossed ..

    I wish I ...was a millionaire
     
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  8. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, but now you can't find anyone to give you change for a million.

    I wish I could find a buried treasure.

    [​IMG]
     
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  9. FastLove

    FastLove ⚔ Double Trouble ⚔

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    Granted but you will be stuck on the island where it is forever

    I wish I had a long 2 weeks holiday
     
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  10. eendagsvlieg

    eendagsvlieg Porcelain Dragon Warrior Princess Banned!

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    Granted but you don't get to choose where or when. :)

    I wish everyone in the family liked the same type of food.
     
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  11. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, but everyone will want to eat at different times.

    I wish I would have remembered to call someone about something.
     
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      They invented reheating for that. :) I like cooking, just not all day. :)
       
      eendagsvlieg, Dec 26, 2019
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    2. mature gina
      Well, it is Corrupt a wish. ;)
       
      mature gina, Dec 26, 2019
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      I know. :) I just said, it's not an issue if no one eats at the same time, they reheat. Cooking 10 different choices at the same time is more of a thing. :)
       
      eendagsvlieg, Dec 26, 2019
      #link
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  12. eendagsvlieg

    eendagsvlieg Porcelain Dragon Warrior Princess Banned!

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    Wish granted, the person you forgot will now forget your birthday in 2020 on the day itself. :)

    I wish it were Saturday already. :p
     
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  13. Elementical

    Elementical Porn Surfer

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    Granted, but you have no money, nothing to do, no where to go and all your friends are all busy.

    I wish for no Stress or Pressure
     
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  14. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    Granted but, life gets very boring.

    I wish I could fly.
     
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  15. deleted user cg

    deleted user cg Porn Star Banned!

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    Wish granted... but ... you have no way of stopping and run into a high rise building


    I wish ... I could eat evertything I want without gaining weight
     
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  16. eendagsvlieg

    eendagsvlieg Porcelain Dragon Warrior Princess Banned!

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    Wish granted, I have to beep out the corrupted part, lol. :D *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* :)

    I wish I could come up with something funny that's not offensive. :)
     
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  17. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, you're now a dancing Mime.

    I wish I was a writer.

    [​IMG]
     
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  18. Male Lesbian

    Male Lesbian Narrator of Desire

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    Granted, but sadly no one likes your stories

    I wish I was a contestant on a game show
     
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  19. johnrael

    johnrael Porn Star

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    Granted... you're Weird Al.



    I wish i was a good poker player.
     
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  20. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, you'll be really good at playing with a fireplace poker.

    I wish I had a cuckoo clock


    [​IMG]
     
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