1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. fantasyAddict669

    fantasyAddict669 Porn Star

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    Granted, but everything changes, making the info useless.

    I wish I could talk to cats.
     
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  2. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, but you'll have hairball breath.

    I wish the bathroom was remodeled.
     
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  3. QuietStranger

    QuietStranger Ssshhhhh!

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    Granted but it’ll be done by Bob Vila and be televised.

    I wish for a large aquarium.
     
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  4. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, but the upkeep will be astronomical.

    I wish I had room for a pool in the back yard.

    [​IMG]
     
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  5. fantasyAddict669

    fantasyAddict669 Porn Star

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    Granted, but you live far from others and must farm your own food.

    I wish I could read thoughts.
     
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  6. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, but they'll have to be written down before you can read them.

    I wish I had a fireplace.
     
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  7. johnrael

    johnrael Porn Star

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    Granted. But the wood you bring in to burn has termites.

    I wish I could see without glasses.
     
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  8. eendagsvlieg

    eendagsvlieg Porcelain Dragon Warrior Princess Banned!

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    Granted, you can see with your heart now, it doesn't stop you from bumping into things.

    I wish I could read thoughts.
     
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  9. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, but after reading certain things, you're having second thoughts.

    I wish I could extend my vacation a little longer.
     
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  10. eendagsvlieg

    eendagsvlieg Porcelain Dragon Warrior Princess Banned!

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    Granted, but it will rain every two hours for 10 minutes on every extra day. :)

    I wish I found a nice house for sale close to nature and in my region and budget.
     
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  11. deleted user cg

    deleted user cg Porn Star Banned!

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    Thats such a great wish , that I can't corrupt it... ❣❣


    I wish I had enough money to never worry about anything .. :)
     
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  12. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, you'll never have anything to worry about because "Thing" will take care of your money.

    I wish people would stop asking me where I'm from all of the time.

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. bostonhiker

    bostonhiker Sex Lover

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    Granted...but social security just collapsed, so you only have the money currently in your bank account.

    I wish I was vacationing in Japan right now.
     
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      Damn I was too slow.
       
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      That's what the edit button is there for. ;)
       
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  14. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, but you took too many rights and your right back where you started.
    (I'll try this question again.)

    I wish people would stop asking me where I'm from all of the time.
     
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  15. eendagsvlieg

    eendagsvlieg Porcelain Dragon Warrior Princess Banned!

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    Granted, but you get to live in a tiny wooden house on a trailer and need to move every month or so. :)

    I wish I had a long, relaxing, hot bath.
     
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  16. QuietStranger

    QuietStranger Ssshhhhh!

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    Granted, but after you finish your hot-water heater doesn’t work as well as it use to.

    I wish I had plane tickets to Hawaii.
     
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  17. eendagsvlieg

    eendagsvlieg Porcelain Dragon Warrior Princess Banned!

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    Wish granted, but the earliest plane tickets home are a year from now.

    I wish I wasn't so confused.
     
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  18. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, now you'll be known as Confucius.

    I wish I had the night off of work.
     
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  19. FastLove

    FastLove ⚔ Double Trouble ⚔

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    Granted, but you will work two nights next week

    I wish for a long holiday
     
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  20. deleted user cg

    deleted user cg Porn Star Banned!

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    Granted ... but then all holidays are cancelled for the next 2 years


    I wish I ... was going home now
     
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