Granted, then at work they give you extra duties without a pay raise

I wish to be at the beach instead of at work

 

Granted, but tsunamis are on their way right when you arrive.

I wish for a life partner (curious how people will corrupt this one kek).

 

Granted, then you both rob a bank and go to separate jails for the rest of your lives

I wish for pizza for lunch

 

Granted, but it goes to jail with me.

I wish for not being in jail (.... again?).

 

Granted but now you're stuck on a conveyer belt

I wish for a burger and potato wedges

 

I wish for someone to stop me. cwl

 

Stop where you are
Don't move an inch
Don't come any closer now baby
You'll be in a pinch
Don't start what you can't finish

I Wish @Playmate Finder Will Come To The UK

 

Granted , but she will never leave

I wish I was generally better at this game

 

Granted But You Will Be Known As A Smarty Pants

I Wish I Had A Cup Of Cappuccino Right Now

 

Granted, but I will drink it instead (I love cappuccino).

I wish for @Playmate Finder to be better at this game.

 

Granted but she will post only in this thread then

I Wish I Had A Boat

 

Granted, you are now the proud owner of the RMS Titanic.

I wish I had gas, gas gas!

 

Will be all your saying

I Wish I Had A Genie

 

Granted, but he will give you gas.

I wish for a match stick.

 

Granted but you will have no Cigarettes

I Wish I Could Win The Lotto, then I don't need wishes

 

Granted, but you misplaced the ticket and wished you could find it.

I wish my garage was cleaner.

 

Granted, but it's parts of toy cars only.

I wish I was able to turn invisible at will.

 

Granted, but Will has a million dollars to give you and he can't find you anywhere.

I wish rose bushes weren't so prickly.

 

Granted, but everything else you touch turns prickly

I wish for some beer now