Granted, but it's root beer.

I wish I had some popcorn.

 

Granted, but your new strap-on is also a chastity belt.

I wish I had some cashews.

 

Granted, they are all rotten though

I wish for a naughty nurse role play tonight

 

Granted, she'll be role-playing at her friends house tonight.

I wish for a slice of watermelon.

 

Granted, it's sour though

I wish to witness the role-playing happening above tonight ^^

 

Granted But It Will Be 4 Minutes

I Wish This Day Was Longer

 

Granted, but when you want to go to sleep, it still will be bright and scorching outside.

I wish for a delicious frozen drink with kiwi fruit.

 

Granted, but the green stuff is actually mold.

I wish I had a longer garden hose.

 

Granted, there's no water in the line/tap it's attached to

I wish the neighbour's dogs would go to sleep and don't bark for the rest of the night

 

Granted, but they'll resume barking after they've finished resting.

I wish for a new smartwatch.

 

Granted, but it will not pair with any known device.

I wish for less pain in my joints

 

Granted, but they will charge you a lot more for rolling them at the pot dispensary.

I wish I had a good book to read.

 

Granted, but it's in a language you don't speak.

I wish for a new bicycle.

 

Granted, but it's a tandem bicycle and nobody wants to ride with you.

I wish my bedroom was a little bit larger.

 

Granted but it's only by two feet

I wish for a homemade burger

 

Granted but the only condiment you have on it is your own jizz.

I wish for concert tickets

 

Granted, but you get robbed on your way to the concert and lose the tickets

I wish for a peaceful sleep tonight

 

Granted, but you'll be sleepwalking with peaceful protesters tonight

I wish my vacation started this week.

 

Granted, but there will be about 1,000 (give or take a few) XNXX guys haunting you at the beach!

I wish I could get my old British motorcycle fixed!