1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. RichS

    RichS Porn Star

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    Granted, but the gas available now no longer gets it running

    I wish I could leave work now
     
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  2. FastLove

    FastLove ⚔ Double Trouble ⚔

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    Granted But You Will Get Less Pay

    I Wish I Was A Mind Reader
     
  3. Playmate Finder

    Playmate Finder Dangerously Addictive

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    Granted .. but you will then have all the songs I make up running through your head :p

    I wish I knew what to wish for
     
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  4. FastLove

    FastLove ⚔ Double Trouble ⚔

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    Granted But You Wont Get the Wish

    I Wish I Was Good At Fixing Computer Issues
     
  5. RichS

    RichS Porn Star

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    Granted, but you now have issues with anything that uses a circuit board in your house!

    I wish the night wasn't so warm
     
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  6. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, but now they'll be so cool that you won't be able to warm up until morning.

    I wish I had a newer vehicle.
     
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  7. Mature Sexer

    Mature Sexer Lustful Gentleman

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    Granted, but it is electric and there is no way to recharge it.

    I wish I had more ambition to do things.
     
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  8. RichS

    RichS Porn Star

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    Granted, but you become so busy that you can't sleep

    I wish I could speak another language fluently
     
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  9. Muffdiver4u2night

    Muffdiver4u2night Sex Machine

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    If we’re close I’ll go 50/50 on an orgasm with you
     
  10. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, but that language will be total gibberish.

    I wish my vacation started this week.
     
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  11. Mature Sexer

    Mature Sexer Lustful Gentleman

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    Granted, but it is going to 100 degrees all week and you have to paint your house.

    I wish I had kept up with my music lessons.
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      100 degrees all week...Hell, I'll take it in the 602!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Aug 16, 2023
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  12. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, but it will take you at least 20 years to get caught up now.

    I wish my neighbor would get a new muffler on their noisy vehicle.
     
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  13. Mature Sexer

    Mature Sexer Lustful Gentleman

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    Granted, but he has a 100 watt Marshall guitar amp and two 4x12 speaker cabinets, leaves his windows open, practices at full volume and is a lousy guitar player!

    I wish I could go waaaaay back to my younger adult years.
     
  14. TarlCabot666

    TarlCabot666 Dark Lord of the Slit

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    Granted: You a once again 16 years old with no memory of having been older or learned any of the life lessons that come with experiencing life and maturing. You will make the same mistake over again and have to learn everything again from that point forward.

    I wish I had a freshly brewed cup of coffee. 16oz Thermal Cup, Black with 2 packets of Stevia.
     
  15. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, but the Stanley Cup needs to be washed first & isn't dishwasher safe.

    I wish I had new pillows.

    [​IMG]
     
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    1. TarlCabot666
      GRANTED: Before you sits four sacks made of the finest egyptian cotton, a pleasure to lay your head on. You also find 200 Geese, ready to b eplucked, because we know that Goose down makes the best pillows. Enjoy and Good Luck.

      I wish my friend in Japan's phone bill were paid for life so she doesn't have to worry about long distance charges and can call me whenever she likes.
       
      TarlCabot666, Feb 6, 2024
  16. LoneEagle32

    LoneEagle32 Porn Star

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    Granted, but the pillow feathers are from live turkey and they want them back

    I wish I could live my life without pain
     
  17. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, but then you'll have no Gain to do laundry.

    I wish I had more batteries.

    [​IMG]
     
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    1. LilKink
      What's your wish?
       
      LilKink, Feb 12, 2024
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      Fixed it...sorry. :oops:
       
      mature gina, Feb 12, 2024
  18. Tyrone1234

    Tyrone1234 Colonel Angus

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    Granted. You have a lifetime supply of batteries but no toys to put them in

    I Wish I bet more money on the Chiefs
     
  19. LoneEagle32

    LoneEagle32 Porn Star

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    Granted, but you only got a teddy bear instead of cash

    I wish I was wrong about some things
     
  20. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, but you'll be getting a lot of tickets for going the wrong way on one way streets.

    I wish I was fluent in Spanish.
     
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