1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Tyrone1234

    Tyrone1234 Colonel Angus

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    Granted. You are now fluent in Spanish but live in Russia so nobody can understand you.

    I wish spring was already here
     
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  2. LoneEagle32

    LoneEagle32 Porn Star

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    Granted, but the spring has left your car and now it's full of shocks

    I wish I could go shopping today
     
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  3. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, but you won't have much time because your car has been in the shop all day.

    I wish I had a better watch.
     
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  4. LoneEagle32

    LoneEagle32 Porn Star

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    Granted, but it tells nightmares amid the Middle Ages times

    I wish I could go tubing right now
     
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    #1044
  5. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, but you'll have to go in a cup right now before testing in a tube.

    I wish for some chocolate chip cookies.
     
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    #1045
  6. FastLove

    FastLove ⚔ Double Trouble ⚔

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    Granted But Will Only Be One

    I Wish I Was In The USA
     
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  7. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, but you'll be spending the winter in Alaska.

    I wish my vacuum cleaner sucked better.
     
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  8. LoneEagle32

    LoneEagle32 Porn Star

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    Granted, but it sucks so well it clogs and explodes while running and makes an even bigger mess

    I wish I didn't have so much pain today.
     
    #1048
  9. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, but you'll have to spend the rest of the year with your pain in the ass nemesis.

    I wish my derriere was smaller.
     
    #1049
  10. LoneEagle32

    LoneEagle32 Porn Star

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    Granted, but it becomes so small that you can't manage it.

    I wish I could get off today easily
     
    #1050
  11. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, but after taking some blue pills it will be harder than ever for a foreseeable future.

    I wish I had a Chicago style pizza.
     
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  12. Hotwifevixen

    Hotwifevixen HornyHotWife

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    Granted but you now live in the worst part of Chicago.

    Wish I could take a month long vacation to Europe.
     
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  13. LoneEagle32

    LoneEagle32 Porn Star

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    Granted but you trip takes you all the way to Australia and you liked it there better

    I wish I could watch a movie that I didn't hate.
     
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  14. Dirty jedi

    Dirty jedi Believe the hype Banned!

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    Wish granted you love all films and have no taste
    I often wish I was dead
     
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  15. Hotwifevixen

    Hotwifevixen HornyHotWife

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    Granted… but you came back to life the same day.

    Wish I had a billon dollars.
     
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    #1055
  16. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, but it's all gold bars inside Ft. Knox......

    I wish for some new socks.
     
    #1056
  17. Hotwifevixen

    Hotwifevixen HornyHotWife

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    Granted… But they are infant sized.

    I wish I was the best lady golfer in the world.
     
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    #1057
  18. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    Granted, but you'll be the only lady playing golf at Walley World

    I wish my car wasn't so dirty.

    [​IMG]
     
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  19. Hotwifevixen

    Hotwifevixen HornyHotWife

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    Granted… but the house is now filthy.

    I wish I never had a period again.
     
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      Nice
       
      lastkiss555, Feb 26, 2024
      #link
    #1059
  20. LoneEagle32

    LoneEagle32 Porn Star

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    Granted but your period requires a sentence which you can't make up

    I wish I could smile every day
     
    #1060
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