Granted, but everyone will avoid you because they won't know what you're smiling about.

I wish my singing didn't scare other people.

 

Granted, but now the fright turns into laughter which makes you hate singing aloud more.

I wish I could meet Sara Jay.

 

Granted, but you'll have to share Sara Lee with her.

I wish the laundry was done.

 

Granted, but every piece of clothing has a spot that you can't get out and you hate doing laundry now.

I wish I could be there and back without a minute to lose.

 

Granted, but you'll start losing an hour or more moving from one time zone to the next.

I'm wishing for reasonable airline ticket prices.

 

Granted, but they become so reasonable that your dog can even sit beside you and he farts whenever he flies.

I wish I hadn't slipped on the ice this weekend.

 

Granted, but you would've slipped up and proposed to a psycho instead.

I wish to buy a newer vehicle this spring.

 

Granted, but it's newer than you expected and it drives underwater which you didn't expect

I wish I could meet @mature gina some day.

 

Granted, but it turns into (the movie) Groundhog Day, every day for a year.

I wish to find a buried treasure in my yard.

 

Granted, but the treasure seems to be a box of nothing but screws and old nuts.

I wish spring would come sooner.

 

Wow, wish granted by Mother Nature. Short winters, early springs, summers that are 5 months long and breaking heat records every day. Isn't that already happening?

I wish my boys had jobs.

 

Granted, but their jobs are minimal and low paying so they have to work hard on everything they try to get done.

I wish my ribs would stop hurting.

 

Granted, but after they're wrapped properly, you'll become an unemployed rap singer.

I wish to kiss the Blarney Stone one day.

 

Granted, but it's freezing out and the stone is covered with metal to protect it so your lips become frozen glued to it.

I wish I wasn't single anymore.

 

Granted, your evil Doppelgänger decides to move in with you.

I wish my backyard was larger.

 

Granted, but it's now filled with potholes the size of Denmark and you can't find a place to put your picnic table close to the house because of all the unevenness.

I wish we just all get along.

 

Granted but we only get along for one hour each day

I wish for a mini fridge

 

Granted, but the mini fridge turns out to be a toy fridge that doesn't even come close to being able to stock beer cause it's too damn small.

I wish I had a back massager.

 

Granted, you had one and the friend you loaned it to didn't give it back.

I wish the laundry was all put away.

 

Granted, but it is all stored in boxes and plastic containers down in the basement and u don't have access to it until spring comes.

I wish my ribs would stop hurting when I bend.