Granted but you lose all your current knowledge.

I wish I .....

Could fly

 

Granted, but you'll have to wear a cape.

I wish I knew how to play the guitar.

 

Granted, but they only want to hear you sing.

I wish i......
Could Sing.

 

Granted, but you can only sing while you're sewing on a Singer.

I wish my house was paid for.

 

Granted but the Keebler Elves will move in.

I wish I had better social skills.

 

Granted... but those dang Keebler elves tell you everything to do and say..


I wish I....could wiggle my nose and everything would get done at home

 

Granted but if you pick your nose everything you cleaned is undone.

I wish I had a genie in a bottle.

 

No worries .. not picking my nose..

Granted... but you find out that Genie is a Gene and doesn't like your commands...

I wish I ...could get myself to quit procrastinating so much

 

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Granted but you end up finishing everything on Monday, leaving bored for the rest of the week.

I wish I was on vacation.

 

Ooh ... that leaves more playtime.. .no boredom then.. )

Granted... but a hurricane comes up and leaves you stranded for a month with no food , water or a way to get away... !!

I wish I.... had enough money to never worry about any bills at all .. !!

 

Granted. Although... a newly discovered power source requires you to buy all new non battery operated devices.

I wish I could grant wishes.

 

Granted...only the keebler elves can read your mind and grant the wishes to all of your enemies..


I wish I ... could read minds .. .

 

Granted but all you hear are the dirty thoughts of others which drive you mad so you join a convent but find out nuns are just as perverted as the rest of us.

I wish I wished I could hear thoughts.

 

Granted, but now every time you thought you've heard everything you'll hear something else.

I wish my garage was larger.

 

Granted, but somebody's taken up residence in it

I wish I lived in a lakefront home

 

Granted, but a lakefront peeper comes along with it.

I wish my days off of work didn't go by so fast.

 

Granted, but they end up going so slow you take up leather working. The kind of leather work you find on saddles not kinky whips and outfits.

I wish I had an appropriate hobby to show off at family and work functions.

 

Granted, you'll become Undercover Boss for Hobby Lobby and show off at every store for your family and co-workers to see.

I wish I could get more sleep at times.

 

Granted but , you will keep missing all the fun

I wish I had a crystal ball