Granted, but you get a kick-ass @StrawberryCupcake and she makes you do what she wishes.

I wish I had a functional "time turner" like in Harry Potter.

 

Granted, but you get some random guy named Turner who is constantly telling you the time at inappropriate times.

I wish I didn't have to logoff the forum and go to bed

 

Granted, your new log bed might be a bit lumpy, but the bottle of rum should ease the pain.

I wish today was Saturday.

 

Granted... but then Monday would come around and it would be like Groundhog day everyday..


I wish I could play a piano ..

 

Granted, but you can only do duets and 4-hand-pieces.

I wish I could speed read.

 

Granted but you wont remeber what u read

I wish I was on holiday

 

Granted.. but you can only go where I say

I wish I... could make better choices

 

@FL Granted but you can't choose the destination nor the company.
@Classy: Granted, and I can't corrupt this one, making better choices is too good a thing to wish for.

I wish clothes would size automatically for the person wearing them.

 

Granted but you will wake up in 2044

I wish I had a fruit cup now to eat ?

 

Granted but it's located in Hawaii.

I wish I had a weekend with at most one of the kids coming up soon.

 

Granted but you will have a splitting headache the entire time.

I wish I was a blonde

 

Granted, but then you'll find out that blondes really don't have anymore fun.

I wish I had some popcorn.

 

Granted ... but you open the bag and a piece of it pops out and burns your nose .. You end up with a scar on the end of your nose...

I wish I... couldn't hear those crazy stupid voices in my head right now...

 

Granted, but you now hear the voices that tell REALLY dirty jokes.

I wish I could go on a cross-country trip.

 

Granted, but you'll be quite sore from tripping and falling down so much.

I wish I'd curled my hair today.

 

Granted, but it turns you into the supervillain Medusa the arch enemy of 1970s Spider-Man.

I wish for a lemon and raspberry cookie.

 

Granted but it will be the last cookies you ever get.

I wish I was in Italy

 

Granted.... but you're stuck with me the whole time ..


I wish this headache would go away

 

Granted but you will get one again later

I wish , I wish @armivilla28 has a good day

 

Granted! But u will have mermaitinditis!

I wish for money {rolls eyes} lots of it..