Granted but everyone will love you for your money

I wish I was 35

 

Granted! But there will be a 1 in front of it.
I wish I could have sex 24/7.

 

Granted, but it will be me a a group of my old male friends!

I wish I had @pussy in boots in my bed.

 

Granted, but not while you're in there.

I wish I didn't need to go to Brussels tomorrow.

 

Granted! But you have to eat two dozen Brussel sprouts.

 

Granted but it will only be one weekend

I wish I could travel through time

 

Granted, but you can only travel to "your other self" in the time you travel to.

I wish I didn't have to multitask this morning.

 

Granted but you will get behind on work

I wish I had a birdy that can talk

 

Granted, but it interjects a swear word in every 3rd sentence.

I wish I could make time move forward faster.

 

Granted but you wont remeber everything

I wish I had a drink right now

 

Granted, but you have to find others to share the rest.

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I wish I could read minds.

 

Granted but you wont like what u hear

I wish I was home

 

Granted.... but you would be locked in with no way to get out , from now on..

I Wish I ...was an erotic belly dancer

 

Granted, but you'll get an "erotic itch" below your bellybutton while dancing in public.

I wish I had a new kitchen counter top.

 

Granted, but you can't choose its colour, it's wine red.

I wish I didn't have to work anymore.

 

Granted. I can't corrupt a good wish like that.

I wish I could choose the exact temperature of each room in our house at all times.

 

Granted, you can choose the temperature, but it won't be what you want.

I wish I had a cordless drill.

 

Granted, but it's a dental drill. Now you can fix teeth.

I wish I was back in Paris.

 

Granted, but you'll forget what and why you went back there for.

I wish my front door would stop squeaking.