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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    boo

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    This house hasn't been lived in since Mr. Hawthorne past away
    13 yrs ago, but it's still in great condition as if he never left.
     
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    Condom Art:
    Jim tried to leave subtle hints around the house to remind Ellen
    it's been too long since they been intimate.

     
  3. Sahara907

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    "What a cute little guy...




    ...and so's the bird." :rolleyes: :excited:
     
  4. Delicious Darcy

    Delicious Darcy Sex Lover

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    what a funny place to keep a bird down your knickers. the feathers must tickle and what if the bird gets hungry? it might try to eat his willy.
     
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    Vanessa Tillotson Porn Surfer

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    Sam's Riverdale Diet Program took its toll on their love life.
     
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  7. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Invisible po-going was all the rage in the salt mines of Twatmandoo -

    That is, until the miners got good at it, and banged their heads on tunnel roofs

    *shock horror*


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  8. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    The last known photo of Polar Air's fleet of one. The startup airline didn't survive its ill-advised charter flight to Fiji.


     
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    Like most men, Kula always read his paper while sitting on the john.
    (fortunately, bathrooms could be easily found.)


     
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    Jim was last heard saying, "Let me go put these flowers in some water."


     
  13. umpire2

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    MICHAEL PHELPS PRACTICING IN THE OLYMPIC POOL PARKING LOT...


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    It's My Turn . . .

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    Tonight "I'm" going to scare the hebbie-gebbies out of the boogie man.

     
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    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Dan's beer goggles were just about starting to wear-off.

     
  18. ipscout

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    Honey. I just happen to notice that your rust deposits are not very well kept beneath your upper limb joints and it is not visually pleasant to my fleshy gonads. Would you please go to the bathroom and apply some ammonia bleach phosphate and scrub away that humanoid fuzz?

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    How long does it take this floor to dry?:confused:
     
  20. bigbird

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    Billy was happy that his yogic flying courses were really starting to take off ! :rolleyes::wall::excited: