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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

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  1. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Wendy! You invited Brad and Steve? I thought they were gay?"
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "So, Wendy....have you and Brad 'done it'?"

    "No.....how about you and Steve?"

    "Uh...unh....isn't nice to have boyfriends who want to wait?"

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  3. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Does Steve work here at the hoagie hut, Joanie?"

    "I don't think so, Wendy...why?"

    "It's just something that Brad mentioned. He says he visits here a lot just to get some of Steve's big sausage..."

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  4. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Isn't it nice that our boyfriends get along? Oh, look! I bet they are going to Greek wrestle again!"
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  5. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Why, yes....Brad uses a depilatory, too, why do you ask?"
     
  6. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Poker? Is that what it is? I could have sworn Steve said he goes over to Brad's on Friday nights fora poke game..."
     
  7. Wimmers

    Wimmers Porn Star

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    Obviously not the Beach Boys who wished we were all California Girls.
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  8. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    man u r on a roll ump! :p
     
  9. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!

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    You know father's temper, You better find that olive you dropped or there'll be war.


     
  10. Wimmers

    Wimmers Porn Star

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    No Prince, when they said go under the table for blow jobs, they meant give them not receive.
     
  11. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    ha

    good one
     
  12. mramerica3

    mramerica3 Porn Surfer

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    just what she should be doing
     
  13. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Gee, Evelyn, your Uncle Claude is such a pig..."
     
  14. WhaWhaWha

    WhaWhaWha Registered Self Abuser

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    Get ready for the newest reality TV show, Survivor Bellvue!
     
  15. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Yo Ho Ho ...



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    Pirate to Mermaid: "Avast me hardy, Would ye like to help me get off my jolly roger?"

     
  16. GayGuy40

    GayGuy40 Geordie Trollop

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    Bugger, these mer-bitches only got one hole...:mad::mad:
     
  17. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Ho! Ho! Ho!"

    "Hey, sucka! Who you callin' a ho?":mad:
     
  18. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    As the pirate crew arrives at the "Mermaid Brothel", Captain Huck whispers to his First Mate, "Ask for Lola...she always shivers MY timber...."
     
  19. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    buccaneers

    HA


    "Aye. So it's a "buck-an-ear!" How much for a titty?
     
  20. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    yo ho ho and a bottle of cum

    ha- I had one similar on reserve...



    "who ever yelled 'Land Ho,' wasn't joking!"