1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Jeff, it's your Mom. She wants to know if you've licked your addiction yet..."
     
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  2. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    A bit of a play off of Vincenzz'......


    "Hello, Mrs. Hooper! Well, no, he can't come to the phone right now, he's having a snatch....SNACK! I said 'SNACK'!!!"
     
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  3. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    :p "Yes mom, the pie you left ... well yes... he did eat the "hole" piece!"
     
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  4. WhaWhaWha

    WhaWhaWha Registered Self Abuser

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    Donna didn't seem to mind that Jim misunderstood her invitation to have phone sex.
     
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  5. WhaWhaWha

    WhaWhaWha Registered Self Abuser

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    NEXT...
    [​IMG]​
     
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  6. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    "If this size XXXXXXL really does fit you, I think we might have to keep this first date going until morning." :rolleyes:​


     
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  7. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    (A)
    Boss of an Accounting Firm: Yeah it may take her a littler longer to count to twenty, but man, is it worth it!


    (B)
    "A strip-search detective! I thought you'd never ask!"
     
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  8. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I don't know, it looks a little SMALL, but I'll try to get it on....

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  9. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Why is she smiling??? Georgiana mistakenly took the Keebler Elf's hat to be one of Michael's used condoms.....

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  10. Wimmers

    Wimmers Porn Star

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    Another woman who can't keep off the phone.

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. Wimmers

    Wimmers Porn Star

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    It was specially made for my requirements; they know how much I love double penetration.
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  12. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Georgiana hands Michael her stocking, with the words, "Be careful darling...the last time you robbed the liquor store you put a run in it."
     
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  13. Wimmers

    Wimmers Porn Star

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    Listen girl it's your turn to play the dom; now get on with it before I get angry.
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  14. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    "I don't see anything in here for dessert. Would it be okay if we just got straight to the sex?" :rolleyes:


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  15. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    "I must have a passionate food fetish." Jill thought. "Every time open I open the fridge door my nipples get erect." —"Mmmmm sausage!"
     
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  16. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    The new porn-starlet misunderstood the director's cue,
    when he said, "Now put your face in that nice box."
    She thought he said, "ice box!"
     
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  17. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Mood breaker?

    Jill thought she had everything planned for the perfect evening ...
    soft music, candles, massage oil, toys but damn, last minute she remembered the whipped cream.
     
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  18. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Glenn, get your ass out of there! I understand that you have ED, but freezing your cock solid is a non-starter...."
     
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  19. Wimmers

    Wimmers Porn Star

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    It's your favourite honey, salad without dressing.
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  20. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    Fred thought he was performing quite well...until he heard:​

    "You could use another throw rug over there to cover up the carpet stains." ​

    :eek: :rolleyes: :excited:​


     
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