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  1. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    "Frequent hydration is essential when you spend all day in the sun."​



     
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  2. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    ........................I got nuthin'.........................
     
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    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    Fred was beginning to realize that "Take care of the pizza guy, will ya, honey?" might have been a bit imprecise.



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    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    I feel like I should offer some utterly unconvincing words of sympathy, Ump. Like...


    "I'm sure it happens to everyone now and then."
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    "I'm sure you'll be able to perform next time."

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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    When you're right, you're right, Miss. S.

    I was clearly suffering from ID...(Imagination Dysfunction)
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    The pizza delivery man tried slowly to explain to Archie that the slogan "Hot and Ready In 15 Minutes" did not refer to the pizza...

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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    It was now clear to Archie that when his wife said she wanted "extra sausage", she was not talking about the pizza....

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    So after all was said and done, both men gotta pizza-pussy. (piece of pussy)
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Archie got thin crust......His wife got deep-dished.
     
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    vincenzz Porn Star

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    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Jail didn't seem so bad once they arrested Bebe the town hooker.
     
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    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    "It'll be fine. I read the whole sign and there's nothin' in there about not sucking cocks." :rolleyes:



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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    George was about 10 seconds away from getting laid when he decided to throw in his pick-up line, "Hey! They should kick you out of this bar, 'cause you're SMOKIN' !!!"
    .......which led Leslie to zip him back up and walk away....

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    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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  15. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    "Hurry up! It's gonna change to DON'T WALK any second."



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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Joanie booked the party and Sarah arrived all decked-out...

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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Forget those stinking mimes! THESE are the kind of street-performers I like to see!

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    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Sparklesville, California, it's so clean you can eat off the streets!
     
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    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Joanie will you "page" the doctor, Sarah looks a little "flush."
     
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  20. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    "I guess you're not here for a book, are you?" liberated librarian Libby asked rhetorically.



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