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    You can now get verified on forum.

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    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    JOANNE LOVED IT WHEN DONNIE GRABBED HER ASS, BUT SINCE HE WAS TRANSFERRED TO THE FROZEN-FOOD DEPARTMENT, SHE NEEDED SOME PROTECTION.....

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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    JOANNE WAS SO POPULAR AT THE "TOTALLY NUDE" STRIP CLUB, SHE NEEDED SOMEWHERE TO STICK THE CASH WHEN HER PUSSY GOT FULL.....

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    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    The sexual symbolism of the term "forbidden fruit" was not lost on Carla as she pondered her breakfast options.


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  4. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    CARLA REALLY LIKED APPLES, BUT THAT CHERRY LOOKED PRETTY TEMPTING.....

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  5. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    DAWN'S FATHER ALWAYS LIKED HER TO FEEL HIS FACE AFTER HE SHAVED IN THE MORNING.

    SHE JUST FINISHED SHAVING AND HOPED TO START A SIMILAR TRADITION WITH HER FRIEND CARLA.....

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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    DAWN LOVED A CHALLENGE. SHE KNEW BANANAS AND CUCUMBERS SLID IN FINE, BUT WHEN CARLA PRODUCED THAT APPLE......

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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    DAWN HAD BEEN DATING DR. HARRIGAN, MUCH TO HER FRIEND CARLA'S REGRET. HOWEVER, OFFERING DAWN AN APPLE A DAY HAD SEEMED TO BE WORKING IN CARLA'S FAVOR.....

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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    CARLA CONTEMPLATED DAWN'S OFFER: A BITE OF HER GRANNY SMITH'S IN EXCHANGE FOR A LICK OF DAWN'S GOLDEN DELICIOUS.....


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    vincenzz Porn Star

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    • Mmmm! Talk about "Hot Pockets!"



    • Horny Joanne heard there was a pick pocket in the neighborhood.
     
  10. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    • Carla always ate breakfast at the "crack of Dawn."



    • Thee apple wasn't the only thing Eve was tempted to sink her teeth into.
     
  11. Yaztromo

    Yaztromo Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!

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    After licking the apple clean, Jane wondered what other fruit Suzy had hidden in her pussy and why she looked so pleased about it.
     
  12. meforyou

    meforyou The Spurtinator

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    I wouldn't go to that gynaecologist again, sweetie. How he managed to lose half of his lunch up there is totally unprofessional!
     
  13. meforyou

    meforyou The Spurtinator

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    Mmmmmmmmm. This gives a completely new meaning to "phoning" a guy.

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    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Rover just found another place he could "bury his bone!"

     
  15. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I love this game
     
  16. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    The last thing Jerry wanted to do after a hard day's work was to come home and plow.......on second thought......

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  17. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Oh, my God! Jerry told me my mother had just decided to pack and go home last week!"

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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Jerry just shook his head. Arlene was a total contradiction. On one hand, she spent hours in the garden, trying to get that bush to grow, yet if he asked her a thousand times to stop shaving......

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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Jerry turned the corner and came to a sudden realization. Arlene wasn't kidding when she said she wouldn't do ANYTHING with rubbers.....

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