1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    For the men and women picture above:

    The women's diving team pose for their motivational poster: Divers do it deeper!!
     
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    vincenzz Porn Star

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    BIKINIS - HALF OFF!
     
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    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Is that a gun in ur pocket?



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    "My Sherif! You said you never carry a gun!"


     
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    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Oh C'mon Sherif Taylor, wouldn't you want to go "Under the Covers,"
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    hau5party Porn Surfer

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    ^ Black and white, only in America.
     
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    Yaztromo Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!

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    Barbara loved looking up John's nose but Barbara's lover Sandra was jealous and tried to get in on the action.
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "ANDY, WE JUST VISITED FLOYD THE BARBER AND TRIMMED UP JUST FOR YOU!"

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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "OH, PLEASE, ANDY! TELL US YOU AREN'T LIKE BARNEY AND ONLY HAVE ONE BULLET....."

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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "ANDY, IS IT TRUE? DO YOU REALLY LOVE TO EAT YOUR AUNT BEE'S PIE?"

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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "I KNOW WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING, BUT WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO PRACTICE YOUR STRIP-SEARCH?"

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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "ANDY, YOU WERE FANTASTIC LAST SATURDAY NIGHT! I JUST HAD TO TELL MY FRIEND, PILOT, ALL ABOUT IT AND SHE GOT SO EXCITED I BROUGHT HER TO MEET YOU! NOW, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO MOUNT PILOT?"

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    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Kudos!

    VERY GOOD UMP
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    "If Ricky doesn't let me in that Christmas show,
    I'm going to break his balls!"


     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Fred reminds me of the Christmas tree.....he's bald (sic)"

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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Ricky? Don't make me laugh! If I want to be around something that's hung, I stick to the Christmas Tree....."

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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Ricky told me that they have a similar tradition in Cuba. When Castro took over, he was hanging people from trees by the balls...."

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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Lucy: "Ethel, do you know Ricky and I have had this tree for 15 years, since we first got married?"

    Ethel: "Yes, but yours is artificial. Fred's so cheap, we've had our tree for 30 years, since we got married, and it hasn't had a needle left on it for 28."

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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Fred is like the Ghost of Christmas Past. He's like a ghost until Christmas is passed, so he doesn't have to get me a present."

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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Thank God, Ethel! When you called and told me you wanted to show me Fred's old balls, I puked three times...."

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